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  1. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by CandyRein I just was talking to my birth mom ..
    And she was telling me about when I was 5 .. for my birthday they took me to Showbizz Pizza.. which is now Chucky Cheese Pizza …

    So she said I was scared af of the animatronics and soon as I came in
    I was terrified ..lmao

    Then she said one of the guys in costume brought out the pizza and I started crying like crazy …

    Then the animatronics started moving, singing and dancing on stage and I started screaming like a horror movie …

    That chit had me dying laughing..man my birth mom can tell the fuq out of a story..

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    I was just reminded of this story lmao.. ohh it was the pizza they brought out ..that’s right 😋
  2. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    I buy bottom shelf wine to get plastered. I get high end wine to enjoy. I get vodka to forget the pain.
  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    My favorite comedian is so underrated... that nigga have me laughing like crazy ..

    He does a hilarious judge joe brown impersonation..

    Judge joe brown always calling somebody a crackhead..every case that comes into court “sounds like a crackhead move” to him 😭
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You laugh at everything though. Is he actually hilarious?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Its kinda weird to think about how there was a last time for everything. Like, there was a last time you and your crew got together and had a barbecue. Probably without knowing that it would be the last time.

    Yeah, I didn't know it would be the last time... I thought I'd be back sooner than I was, and they rolled on in Fla, takin the grill, makin it built in, more deluxe, and built new houses a few neighborhoods over to fit in those new backyards, and I was workin in New Orleans for a few years, came back, and it was kinda familiar/strange... good to see the crew, and what was hard, was it was harder to leave that last time... Had to follow the work at the time though. $10.00 an hr, or $32.50 an hr... yeah, I'll take the latter. Off I went. One thing. I'll always have those great memories, clear as being there.
  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    jesus christ

    https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-07-03/life-as-a-transgender-woman-locked-up-in-a-mens-prison/12412736?nw=0

    they made a shitty webcomic instead of a news article to try and drum up sympathy for a tranny who went to prison for beating up its 'partner'.
  7. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by frala Oh you got taken out a while back when you started acting a stank bitch. Can’t none of y’all act right.

    YOU COPPED THE GOD DAMN ATTITUDE! I never changed
  8. frala Avant garde shartist
    Excuse me. I always had this attitude. You just started having an issue with it.

    Now we only got space for one MIL suite and all y’all wanna pitch a fit up in here better get right and figure out who the fuck wants it. K.
  9. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    well I'm not gonna blow it on bitches and drugs so it aught to put me at the top of the list
  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Grylls Not such a random thought, but frala is a retarded fat fucking bitch who slaps cheese slices on her tits for fun

    What a nasty cunt

    She's the processed-cheese-slices-on-nipples lady??
  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen_Semenchenko
  12. DontTellEm Black Hole
    I'm camo'd all out like I'm in the military.
  13. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I'm camo'd all out like I'm in the military.

    shut up you, fat disgusting pig. Ur a douchebag loser.
  14. Originally posted by DontTellEm I'm camo'd all out like I'm in the military.

    who said that
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung shut up you, fat disgusting pig. Ur a douchebag loser.

    What the heck? You used to be nice why would you be like that are you gonna blame it on your lack of meds or what?
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood who said that

    ur mom, you confused cocksucker .🌹
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What the HECK?
  18. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ What the heck? You used to be nice why would you be like that are you gonna blame it on your lack of meds or what?

    🤣
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  20. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL She's the processed-cheese-slices-on-nipples lady??

    Yup
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