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2020-07-02 at 11:34 PM UTC
Originally posted by CandyRein I just was talking to my birth mom ..
And she was telling me about when I was 5 .. for my birthday they took me to Showbizz Pizza.. which is now Chucky Cheese Pizza …
So she said I was scared af of the animatronics and soon as I came in
I was terrified ..lmao
Then she said one of the guys in costume brought out the pizza and I started crying like crazy …
Then the animatronics started moving, singing and dancing on stage and I started screaming like a horror movie …
That chit had me dying laughing..man my birth mom can tell the fuq out of a story..
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I was just reminded of this story lmao.. ohh it was the pizza they brought out ..that’s right 😋 -
2020-07-02 at 11:37 PM UTCI buy bottom shelf wine to get plastered. I get high end wine to enjoy. I get vodka to forget the pain.
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2020-07-03 at 12:02 AM UTCMy favorite comedian is so underrated... that nigga have me laughing like crazy ..
He does a hilarious judge joe brown impersonation..
Judge joe brown always calling somebody a crackhead..every case that comes into court “sounds like a crackhead move” to him 😭 -
2020-07-03 at 12:08 AM UTCYou laugh at everything though. Is he actually hilarious?
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2020-07-03 at 12:42 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Its kinda weird to think about how there was a last time for everything. Like, there was a last time you and your crew got together and had a barbecue. Probably without knowing that it would be the last time.
Yeah, I didn't know it would be the last time... I thought I'd be back sooner than I was, and they rolled on in Fla, takin the grill, makin it built in, more deluxe, and built new houses a few neighborhoods over to fit in those new backyards, and I was workin in New Orleans for a few years, came back, and it was kinda familiar/strange... good to see the crew, and what was hard, was it was harder to leave that last time... Had to follow the work at the time though. $10.00 an hr, or $32.50 an hr... yeah, I'll take the latter. Off I went. One thing. I'll always have those great memories, clear as being there. -
2020-07-03 at 12:45 AM UTCjesus christ
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-07-03/life-as-a-transgender-woman-locked-up-in-a-mens-prison/12412736?nw=0
they made a shitty webcomic instead of a news article to try and drum up sympathy for a tranny who went to prison for beating up its 'partner'. -
2020-07-03 at 1:13 AM UTC
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2020-07-03 at 1:16 AM UTCExcuse me. I always had this attitude. You just started having an issue with it.
Now we only got space for one MIL suite and all y’all wanna pitch a fit up in here better get right and figure out who the fuck wants it. K. -
2020-07-03 at 1:19 AM UTCwell I'm not gonna blow it on bitches and drugs so it aught to put me at the top of the list
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2020-07-03 at 8:10 AM UTCI'm camo'd all out like I'm in the military.
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2020-07-03 at 8:18 AM UTCWhat the HECK?
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2020-07-03 at 8:22 AM UTCcock noses
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