I worked way too many hours yesterday, so we decided to go out for a few drinks. Well a few drinks turned into many, and I gotta work today. Arghhhhhhh!
Originally posted by -SpectraL
The you'd have to lay on your stomach on the bowl to take a shit.
Actually we could insert a small tube into our butthole and then just shit standing up. Everyone would have tall urinals in their bathrooms instead of toilets.
I guess you wouldnt need the tube. Just a special tray that when you push the poo out of your butthole (where your belly button formerly was) the tray prevents splatter to the sides and is able to collect the poo no matter if its solid rock-logsters or pure liquid ass.