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  1. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ECHO ECho Echo echo ech ec e

    Tsk. So rude
  2. CandyRein Black Hole
  3. CandyRein Black Hole


    I knew I remembered something like that lol
  4. CandyRein Black Hole


    Fuqn A .. Simpson’s predicts another one ..
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    Lmao so frikn cute πŸ’–πŸ˜‹
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  6. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    pinch my ass, have a few vodka shots, and stomp on a gopher bitch
  7. CandyRein Black Hole




    I remember when my lifelong crush Leo and my fav artist Rihanna had a thing going on.. πŸ’–

    I wonder what his sign is .. she’s a Pisces like me ..it would be cute if Leo was (a Leo)

    :)
  8. Technologist victim of incest
    OMG my head is aching

    I worked way too many hours yesterday, so we decided to go out for a few drinks. Well a few drinks turned into many, and I gotta work today. Arghhhhhhh!

    I’m too old for this.
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    Lmao
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  10. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Wondering how someone makes a a thread on here?πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
  11. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Go to the sub categories like bitch & moan & click "new thread" at the top.
  12. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Thank you, D 😘
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wish our butts and our stomachs switched places.
  14. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    i'd go back to being straight if that ever happened.
  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ I wish our butts and our stomachs switched places.

    The you'd have to lay on your stomach on the bowl to take a shit.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The you'd have to lay on your stomach on the bowl to take a shit.

    I know right?

    😊
  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ I know right?

    😊

    And you'd be sitting on your belly button.
  18. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    watch out for hernias...yikes!
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The you'd have to lay on your stomach on the bowl to take a shit.

    Actually we could insert a small tube into our butthole and then just shit standing up. Everyone would have tall urinals in their bathrooms instead of toilets.
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I guess you wouldnt need the tube. Just a special tray that when you push the poo out of your butthole (where your belly button formerly was) the tray prevents splatter to the sides and is able to collect the poo no matter if its solid rock-logsters or pure liquid ass.
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