Random Thoughts

1. 2020-01-23 at 8:59 PM UTC

   #6821
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Looks like I'm going to live forever...damn.
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   • CandyRein
2. 2020-01-23 at 8:59 PM UTC

   #6822
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   Damn right ..
3. 2020-01-23 at 9:09 PM UTC

   #6823
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by aldra amusing, decent guy, I've talked to him a few times
   
   I've found his keys either in his door or lying around a few times because he's either gone in or out totally hammered

   
   Haha I've done this a few times thr next morning. I'm looking all over for my keys like what the fuck and then I find them still just sitting in my lock outside my door. :)
4. 2020-01-23 at 9:10 PM UTC

   #6824
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Haha I've done this a few times thr next morning. I'm looking all over for my keys like what the fuck and then I find them still just sitting in my lock outside my door. :)

   
   That's not very clever is it...someone come have entered while you were in a drunk haze and done all kinds of things to your inert body.
   
   ..what's your address again?
5. 2020-01-23 at 9:11 PM UTC

   #6825
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   One time I somehow actually lost my keys on the ground somehow between walking home from the bar and I had to get into my apartment by jumping onto my 2nd floor deck and I was weak and tried pulling myself up but I couldnt do it.
   
   So I went to the bike rack and used a bike to step on to get up. I leave my balcony door unlocked always for such reasons. Just in case.
6. 2020-01-23 at 9:12 PM UTC

   #6826
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's not very clever is it…someone come have entered while you were in a drunk haze and done all kinds of things to your inert body.
   
   ..what's your address again?

   
   No its definitely not clever. Fortunately I know everyone in my hallway and they wouldnt do that to me because I'm nice.
7. 2020-01-23 at 9:35 PM UTC

   #6827
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ No its definitely not clever. Fortunately I know everyone in my hallway and they wouldnt do that to me because I'm nice.

   
   So sweet and innocent...
8. 2020-01-23 at 9:39 PM UTC

   #6828
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson So sweet and innocent…

   
   It's kind of like being a baby.
   
   If someone came in here and raped me, I would never even know.
9. 2020-01-23 at 10:50 PM UTC

   #6829
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   *fear announcement
10. 2020-01-23 at 10:56 PM UTC

    #6830
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Drugs.
    
    Penisea.
    
    Lambs
    
    Taco.
    
    Candlestick maker.
    
    Janet walked into the airplane and was like why am I walking into an airplane and they were like because.
    
    7u
    
    7777
    
    Dinosaur butt
    
    Shower me with glitter and put me in a basket and drop me off at the firestarion soninxan suck theirndicks
11. 2020-01-23 at 11:04 PM UTC

    #6831
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    firehose servicing service
12. 2020-01-23 at 11:14 PM UTC

    #6832
    netstat African Astronaut
    edited for privacy
13. 2020-01-24 at 12:26 AM UTC

    #6833
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    When the bait threads get ignored they come to find you lol
14. 2020-01-24 at 12:27 AM UTC

    #6834
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    When the foxes cant be found they like it and they stay unfound.
    
    Like an unfounded area of the ocean.
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    • CandyRein
15. 2020-01-24 at 2:23 AM UTC

    #6835
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    
    
    
    
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16. 2020-01-24 at 2:42 AM UTC

    #6836
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    I should have been a chef...👩🏽‍🍳
17. 2020-01-24 at 3:01 AM UTC

    #6837
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    I remember the first time I cooked for my Dad..
    Growing up I always told my dad I can’t wait to cook for you
    And when he decided I could
    
    I did my best to impress then he started making me cook all the time lol💖
18. 2020-01-24 at 3:39 AM UTC

    #6838
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    
    
    
    💖😇
19. 2020-01-24 at 3:42 AM UTC

    #6839
    

    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    we should trade signs...being a scorpio is too much of a burden on me. i need a change sis
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20. 2020-01-24 at 3:43 AM UTC

    #6840
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I remember when my dad taught me how to make macaroni and cheese and I thought I was the coolest kid in 2nd grade.