2020-01-23 at 8:59 PM UTC
Looks like I'm going to live forever...damn.
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2020-01-23 at 9:11 PM UTC
One time I somehow actually lost my keys on the ground somehow between walking home from the bar and I had to get into my apartment by jumping onto my 2nd floor deck and I was weak and tried pulling myself up but I couldnt do it.
So I went to the bike rack and used a bike to step on to get up. I leave my balcony door unlocked always for such reasons. Just in case.
2020-01-23 at 10:56 PM UTC
Drugs.
Penisea.
Lambs
Taco.
Candlestick maker.
Janet walked into the airplane and was like why am I walking into an airplane and they were like because.
7u
7777
Dinosaur butt
Shower me with glitter and put me in a basket and drop me off at the firestarion soninxan suck theirndicks
2020-01-23 at 11:04 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
firehose servicing service
2020-01-24 at 12:26 AM UTC
When the bait threads get ignored they come to find you lol
2020-01-24 at 12:27 AM UTC
When the foxes cant be found they like it and they stay unfound.
Like an unfounded area of the ocean.
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2020-01-24 at 2:23 AM UTC
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2020-01-24 at 2:42 AM UTC
I should have been a chef...π©π½βπ³
2020-01-24 at 3:01 AM UTC
I remember the first time I cooked for my Dad..
Growing up I always told my dad I canβt wait to cook for you
And when he decided I could
I did my best to impress then he started making me cook all the time lolπ
2020-01-24 at 3:42 AM UTC
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
we should trade signs...being a scorpio is too much of a burden on me. i need a change sis
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2020-01-24 at 3:43 AM UTC
I remember when my dad taught me how to make macaroni and cheese and I thought I was the coolest kid in 2nd grade.