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Spicey apetizer tonight

  1. 2018-06-02 at 1:12 AM UTC
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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    A simple pack of Guacamole from Lucky's that says "medium mild"


    BULLSHIT

    I ate it last night and it had chunks of peppers in it. I figured, people put roasted peppers in guacamole but not habanero. and why put mild?

    We don't drink milk in this house.. we drink rice or almond milk.. neither is cooling this shit off. Who puts hot ass peppers in fucking Guacamole then tricks you into thinking it's "Mild"

    I used to eat spicey food all of the time , My father (adopted half mexican fucking crazy asshole) would make us eat some crazy shit. test us for eating peppers out of the jar..anyways, (Bill Krozby move) I digress.. I added ranch to this shit.. my nose is running right now and I'm getting a pepper euphoric high now that it's cooling off 15 fucking minutes later.

    My age is catching up with me I guess. everything fucking hurts now.

    You guys ever get that buzz from eating spicey peppers?
  2. 2018-06-02 at 1:14 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Listen, Beigey. You need to stop buying prepackaged guac. It’s super easy to make your own and it’s 10 times better.

    Pro tip: Sprinkle some feta on top.
  3. 2018-06-02 at 1:14 AM UTC
    #3
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Capsaicin
  4. 2018-06-02 at 1:16 AM UTC
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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala Listen, Beigey. You need to stop buying prepackaged guac. It’s super easy to make your own and it’s 10 times better.

    Pro tip: Sprinkle some feta on top.

    I used to make my own all of the time. you got to wait for that fucker to ripen and then hit it fast.

    I don't know why something so uncomfortable will make me go back to it. Like I said before.. putting a finger in the blender over and over.. maybe I'm just bored.
  5. 2018-06-02 at 2:51 AM UTC
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    wait what? what does your dad being half mexican and making you eat peppers make this a "Bill Krozby move"? Go take some beeno bromo for your poodle stomach
  6. 2018-06-02 at 2:56 AM UTC
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby wait what? what does your dad being half mexican and making you eat peppers make this a "Bill Krozby move"? Go take some beeno bromo for your poodle stomach

    stfu idiot
  7. 2018-06-02 at 3 AM UTC
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock stfu idiot

    *sprays shit hole all over bills face then runs away* thehheheheheheh
  8. 2018-06-02 at 3:29 AM UTC
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby *sprays shit hole all over bills face then runs away* thehheheheheheh

    youre an idiot
  9. 2018-06-02 at 3:35 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    wow dude you are a pussy when it comes to spicy food

    i guarantee you there is nothing you can buy in luckys that i would even consider spicy. sriracha maybe? that shit isn't even really spicy though.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. 2018-06-02 at 5:55 AM UTC
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by greenplastic wow dude you are a pussy when it comes to spicy food

    i guarantee you there is nothing you can buy in luckys that i would even consider spicy. sriracha maybe? that shit isn't even really spicy though.

    I've never been to luckys and I like totse2k but he is a total honky confirmed!

    I think he'd feel a lot more at home eating at this place

  11. 2018-06-02 at 5:57 AM UTC
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I bet when he was taking a shit he was screaming "aye cabrone! aye dios mio pendejo fffuuuuuuuucccckckkkck!!!!"
  12. 2018-06-02 at 10:16 AM UTC
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock We don't drink milk in this house.. we drink rice or almond milk..

    haha fag

    that's like one degree away from dad milk
  13. 2018-06-02 at 11:50 AM UTC
    #13
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Teaspoon of sugar is like magic if your mouth is burning up from too much chilli. I can't believe none of you ever heard of that, it works better than milk even.



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  14. 2018-06-02 at 11:54 AM UTC
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    u keep sugar around in ur halfway house?
  15. 2018-06-02 at 12:08 PM UTC
    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yes, I like spicy things its a very primal human instinct that we like to hurt ourselves.. does any other animal chug hotsauce and upload videos on the internet of it?.

    I think the prevalence of hotsauce on the space station is proof enough that it is like a holy human condiment.

    https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2012/02/23/147294191/why-astronauts-crave-tabasco-sauce

  16. 2018-06-02 at 12:12 PM UTC
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    nice nice nice, is the green tabasco good? i only ever have the regular red one. i like all the spice sauces tho like chalulah , tapatio, srirachi, that green shit you mix with chinese sauce for sushi dipping

    man i would design like the ultimate space module for me. i would have real refrigeration and cooking equipment. i would have a lot of booze and a massage chair
  17. 2018-06-02 at 12:16 PM UTC
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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    You don't mix wasabi and soy sauce.
  18. 2018-06-02 at 12:17 PM UTC
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    stop gaslamping me little bromo i think i would know if i do that or not

    edit: also my space module would have thick concrete armor with steel armor-plate sheathing on the exterior, lead-shielding on the inside, and then my wall paneling would be walnut.
  19. 2018-06-02 at 12:18 PM UTC
    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by A College Professor nice nice nice, is the green tabasco good? i only ever have the regular red one. i like all the spice sauces tho like chalulah , tapatio, srirachi, that green shit you mix with chinese sauce for sushi dipping

    man i would design like the ultimate space module for me. i would have real refrigeration and cooking equipment. i would have a lot of booze and a massage chair

    green yellow orange its all G
  20. 2018-06-02 at 12:24 PM UTC
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    my space module would be dank and have a activated charcoal air enhancement so i can smoke space blunts without stinking up the whole place. also it would have a margarita station and a sex swing
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