2018-06-02 at 1:12 AM UTC
A simple pack of Guacamole from Lucky's that says "medium mild"
BULLSHIT
I ate it last night and it had chunks of peppers in it. I figured, people put roasted peppers in guacamole but not habanero. and why put mild?
We don't drink milk in this house.. we drink rice or almond milk.. neither is cooling this shit off. Who puts hot ass peppers in fucking Guacamole then tricks you into thinking it's "Mild"
I used to eat spicey food all of the time , My father (adopted half mexican fucking crazy asshole) would make us eat some crazy shit. test us for eating peppers out of the jar..anyways, (Bill Krozby move) I digress.. I added ranch to this shit.. my nose is running right now and I'm getting a pepper euphoric high now that it's cooling off 15 fucking minutes later.
My age is catching up with me I guess. everything fucking hurts now.
You guys ever get that buzz from eating spicey peppers?
2018-06-02 at 1:14 AM UTC
Listen, Beigey. You need to stop buying prepackaged guac. It’s super easy to make your own and it’s 10 times better.
Pro tip: Sprinkle some feta on top.
2018-06-02 at 2:51 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
wait what? what does your dad being half mexican and making you eat peppers make this a "Bill Krozby move"? Go take some beeno bromo for your poodle stomach
2018-06-02 at 3:35 AM UTC
wow dude you are a pussy when it comes to spicy food
i guarantee you there is nothing you can buy in luckys that i would even consider spicy. sriracha maybe? that shit isn't even really spicy though.
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2018-06-02 at 5:57 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
I bet when he was taking a shit he was screaming "aye cabrone! aye dios mio pendejo fffuuuuuuuucccckckkkck!!!!"
2018-06-02 at 11:50 AM UTC
Teaspoon of sugar is like magic if your mouth is burning up from too much chilli. I can't believe none of you ever heard of that, it works better than milk even.
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2018-06-02 at 11:54 AM UTC
u keep sugar around in ur halfway house?
2018-06-02 at 12:12 PM UTC
nice nice nice, is the green tabasco good? i only ever have the regular red one. i like all the spice sauces tho like chalulah , tapatio, srirachi, that green shit you mix with chinese sauce for sushi dipping
man i would design like the ultimate space module for me. i would have real refrigeration and cooking equipment. i would have a lot of booze and a massage chair
2018-06-02 at 12:16 PM UTC
You don't mix wasabi and soy sauce.
2018-06-02 at 12:17 PM UTC
stop gaslamping me little bromo i think i would know if i do that or not
edit: also my space module would have thick concrete armor with steel armor-plate sheathing on the exterior, lead-shielding on the inside, and then my wall paneling would be walnut.
2018-06-02 at 12:24 PM UTC
my space module would be dank and have a activated charcoal air enhancement so i can smoke space blunts without stinking up the whole place. also it would have a margarita station and a sex swing