2018-05-27 at 6:21 PM UTC
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
Partly by mistake
But I made them both on time
Except one order I thought had tape on it that said pet section, it was the last item I had to pick up, and I open the fucking thing and it’s two giant ass lawn chairs labeled in the wrong department and shit
Good thing I’m Wonder Woman pushing two giant ass carts around with giant lounge chairs held down on top of one
At least all these bitches be tippin fat
Memorial Day weekend, what the fucking shit I almost lost my mind yesterday picking up people’s vacation shit and booze
BUT MY RATINGS STILL PERF AND MY DELIVERIES ALL ON TIME NIGGA
and I make their uniforms look hot. I may be setting the standard too high here for these basic bitches
This shit let a man place an order to me last night! I thought they weren’t allowed to cuz like RAPE RAPE RAPE but he wasn’t even home and he was cool
He had the lawn chairs tho
Those big ass ones u can lounge and lay in at concerts n shit
Oh and one time, I delivered to a castle, like a vampire castle place on a hill, it was super fucking weird
Most the time I deliver to beach mansions or people with little kids though
Some 4yr old boy answered this door naked yesterday
I think they tipped me extra fat out of pity Hahahaha
Fuck I hope this isn’t about to turn into dudes being able to place me orders since I’ve done over 50 deliveries now or whatever
Luckily they can’t choose me when they place an order and all the phone numbers get anonymized then disconnected after the orders are marked delivered
Thank fucking god
Other than that, I really like meeting all these crazy rich people that I don’t have to stand and talk to if I don’t feel like it
But I really damn hate getting stopped in the store by ppl wondering how to get into having ppl like me shop for them cuz like I’m on a time schedule (yeah I know they don’t know but FUCK) and I am the worst person ever at being rude unless I know you personally then I’ll just be like BYE FELICIA or worse, use your worst imagination, yeah
I’m getting paid about 20$ an hour niggas, sometimes 25$ if the tips are fat, but it took like over a month to get hired and an extensive background check n shit
Yeah I have a clean record and I’m a nice lady or something
2018-05-27 at 6:22 PM UTC
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
I only got one order today so far.... I think everyone is hungover. But wouldn’t that make them want me to shop for them more? Maybe they’re REALLY hungover
2018-05-27 at 6:48 PM UTC
stfu and post nude selfies, you fucking meth junkie
2018-05-27 at 6:51 PM UTC
"Did you order a pizza and a slut?".
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2018-05-27 at 6:54 PM UTC
shut up bitch kill yourself
2018-05-27 at 6:55 PM UTC
If it's all anonymous, tell us which company it is
2018-05-27 at 7:25 PM UTC
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
Why the fuck does it matter what company is?
When are the rest to you faggots going to come up some with some real insults for once?
2018-05-27 at 7:31 PM UTC
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
How is it not clear by now that I’m using talk text
2018-05-27 at 7:34 PM UTC
So you talk like that? Lol.
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2018-05-27 at 7:35 PM UTC
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
I’m mowing down on popcorn and talk at the same time
2018-05-27 at 7:37 PM UTC
You're still as classy as ever, I see.
2018-05-27 at 7:38 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
pm me a pic of you in that sexy uniform
2018-05-27 at 7:38 PM UTC
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
As classy as I’ll ever be bitch
2018-05-27 at 7:48 PM UTC
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
Clearly that’s why I am not classy
2018-05-27 at 8:34 PM UTC
Kinkou is a heavy benzo addict and probably won't remember any of this.
