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I did two deliveries at the same time last night

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    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Partly by mistake

    But I made them both on time

    Except one order I thought had tape on it that said pet section, it was the last item I had to pick up, and I open the fucking thing and it’s two giant ass lawn chairs labeled in the wrong department and shit

    Good thing I’m Wonder Woman pushing two giant ass carts around with giant lounge chairs held down on top of one

    At least all these bitches be tippin fat

    Memorial Day weekend, what the fucking shit I almost lost my mind yesterday picking up people’s vacation shit and booze

    BUT MY RATINGS STILL PERF AND MY DELIVERIES ALL ON TIME NIGGA

    and I make their uniforms look hot. I may be setting the standard too high here for these basic bitches

    This shit let a man place an order to me last night! I thought they weren’t allowed to cuz like RAPE RAPE RAPE but he wasn’t even home and he was cool
    He had the lawn chairs tho
    Those big ass ones u can lounge and lay in at concerts n shit

    Oh and one time, I delivered to a castle, like a vampire castle place on a hill, it was super fucking weird
    Most the time I deliver to beach mansions or people with little kids though
    Some 4yr old boy answered this door naked yesterday

    I think they tipped me extra fat out of pity Hahahaha

    Fuck I hope this isn’t about to turn into dudes being able to place me orders since I’ve done over 50 deliveries now or whatever

    Luckily they can’t choose me when they place an order and all the phone numbers get anonymized then disconnected after the orders are marked delivered

    Thank fucking god

    Other than that, I really like meeting all these crazy rich people that I don’t have to stand and talk to if I don’t feel like it

    But I really damn hate getting stopped in the store by ppl wondering how to get into having ppl like me shop for them cuz like I’m on a time schedule (yeah I know they don’t know but FUCK) and I am the worst person ever at being rude unless I know you personally then I’ll just be like BYE FELICIA or worse, use your worst imagination, yeah

    I’m getting paid about 20$ an hour niggas, sometimes 25$ if the tips are fat, but it took like over a month to get hired and an extensive background check n shit

    Yeah I have a clean record and I’m a nice lady or something
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    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I only got one order today so far.... I think everyone is hungover. But wouldn’t that make them want me to shop for them more? Maybe they’re REALLY hungover
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    Go away
  4. #4
    infinityshock Black Hole
    stfu and post nude selfies, you fucking meth junkie
  5. #5
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    "Did you order a pizza and a slut?".
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #6
    shut up bitch kill yourself
  7. #7
    If it's all anonymous, tell us which company it is
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    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Why the fuck does it matter what company is?

    When are the rest to you faggots going to come up some with some real insults for once?
  9. #9
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Kinks Why the fuck does it matter what company is?

    When are the rest to you faggots going to come up some with some real insults for once?

    You sure are an English scholar. Oh Kinkou....
  10. #10
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    How is it not clear by now that I’m using talk text
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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    So you talk like that? Lol.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. #12
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I’m mowing down on popcorn and talk at the same time
  13. #13
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    You're still as classy as ever, I see.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    pm me a pic of you in that sexy uniform
  15. #15
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    As classy as I’ll ever be bitch
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Kinks As classy as I’ll ever be bitch

    classy bitches post near nude selfies without needing being told to.
  17. #17
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Clearly that’s why I am not classy
  18. #18
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinks Clearly that’s why I am not classy

    stfu and post nude selfies you classless faggot
  19. #19
    Kinkou is a heavy benzo addict and probably won't remember any of this.
  20. #20
    Originally posted by Kinks Why the fuck does it matter what company is?

    When are the rest to you faggots going to come up some with some real insults for once?

    Now now, there is no need to be upset
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