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  1. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by Ghost I wasn't talking to you I think you're cool lol send nudes

    Well, I've been called a fat bitch a lot, and I admit, I used to be a fat bitch before I got pregnant. A very active, strong as fuck fat bitch, but a fat bitch none the less. Sorry I jumped to conclusions.

    How you doin' tonight/this early morning (for me anyway)?
  2. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Well, I've been called a fat bitch a lot, and I admit, I used to be a fat bitch before I got pregnant. A very active, strong as fuck fat bitch, but a fat bitch none the less. Sorry I jumped to conclusions.

    How you doin' tonight/this early morning (for me anyway)?

    Send nudes
  3. At the coc doc

    Just got an injection into my cock that's supposed to give mee an erection

    Takes a while

    Feels weird man
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What if there was a guy that we appointed as the "Erection Lord" and you had to go see him every time you got a boner so he could do an erection inspection to make sure you're fit
  5. It dint work

    Doubled dose this time
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DietPiano It dint work

    Doubled dose this time

    That's what she said
  7. Ghost Black Hole
    I have received no nudes
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    This site has taken on a sexual nature.
  9. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL This site has taken on a sexual nature.

    That's the way we like it!!
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Weird Sex
  11. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL This site has taken on a sexual nature.

    What else do you expect when you throw a bunch of hungry cougars into the den with a young handsome top dog al1pha like scrawny. The result is enough drool to power a hydroelectric dam and sexual tension you can cut with a knife.
  12. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Ummm at what age goes cougardom start? 😕
  13. Ghost Black Hole
    40
  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ Weird Sex

    I fucked a chick with daddy issues on an elevator once, it was wrong on so many levels.
  15. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Elevator music never sets the right mood.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sophie I fucked a chick with daddy issues on an elevator once, it was wrong on so many levels.

    Was level four your favorite?

    XD
  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Ummm at what age goes cougardom start? 😕

    Do you know who Frank Sinatra is?
  18. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    40 is the answer!
  19. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Was level four your favorite?

    XD

    No but AGE FOUR WAS *HIGH FIVE*
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Low five. Wanna have a thumb war?

    123 pumpernickel

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