what's the last thing you bought?

1. 2019-12-16 at 5:06 PM UTC

   #1741
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by CASPER I legitimately had to look that up bc I thought you were just making shit up.
   
   I’m fine wearing $50 sunglasses. I don’t “need” designer shit. The rest of my wardrobe is jeans and flannels and Beefy-ts anyway. But the weight and plasticy feel of cheap shades is what I hate most. I’d rather pay $100 and have them feel good to wear. I have some Maui Jim’s somewhere that I traded someone cocaine for, and those were super co for table but a weird color.

   
   real men wear darkened safety goggles.
2. 2019-12-16 at 5:07 PM UTC

   #1742
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   actually real men don't wear any eye protection. It's hard to stare someone down if your eyes are covered. Monocles are fine though.
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3. 2019-12-16 at 5:11 PM UTC

   #1743
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
   
   Not an arc welder.
4. 2019-12-16 at 5:12 PM UTC

   #1744
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson actually real men don't wear any eye protection. It's hard to stare someone down if your eyes are covered. Monocles are fine though.

   
   real men dont have to stare at people with their eyeballs.
   
   people just feel they've been force-stared at. and cowed with fear.
5. 2019-12-16 at 5:13 PM UTC

   #1745
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny real men dont have to stare at people with their eyeballs.
   
   people just feel they've been force-stared at. and cowed with fear.

   
   
   Well no they don't have to, it's just a bonus feature.
6. 2019-12-16 at 5:16 PM UTC

   #1746
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well no they don't have to, it's just a bonus feature.

   
   taking the trash out like a bitch isnt a hobby.
   
   no mater how much you convinced yourself otherwise.
7. 2019-12-16 at 5:17 PM UTC

   #1747
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny taking the trash out like a bitch isnt a hobby.
   
   no mater how much you convinced yourself otherwise.

   
   True, but when I take the trash out I do it all manly style, not bitch style.
8. 2019-12-16 at 5:21 PM UTC

   #1748
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson True, but when I take the trash out I do it all manly style, not bitch style.

   
   most bottom bitches took them in manly styles too.
9. 2019-12-16 at 5:22 PM UTC

   #1749
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny most bottom bitches took them in manly styles too.

   
   I'll have to defer to your expert knowledge when it comes to bottom bitches.
10. 2019-12-16 at 5:49 PM UTC

    #1750
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by WellHung

    
    I say this with the utmost love:
    
    You need a new shtick
11. 2019-12-16 at 6:05 PM UTC

    #1751
    

    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i collect used condoms
12. 2019-12-16 at 8:05 PM UTC

    #1752
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson actually real men don't wear any eye protection. It's hard to stare someone down if your eyes are covered. Monocles are fine though.

    
    But if you wear them you can take them off for effect like a badass.
13. 2019-12-16 at 8:11 PM UTC

    #1753
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace But if you wear them you can take them off for effect like a badass.

    
    
14. 2019-12-18 at 7:52 PM UTC

    #1754
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    you realize we were talking about sunglasses, not Bubbles.
15. 2019-12-18 at 8:04 PM UTC

    #1755
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    
16. 2019-12-18 at 8:41 PM UTC

    #1756
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace you realize we were talking about sunglasses, not Bubbles.

    
    You allotted time period for a comeback expired 2 days ago, move along.
17. 2019-12-18 at 8:52 PM UTC

    #1757
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Your moms
18. 2019-12-18 at 8:53 PM UTC

    #1758
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    ..A broach
19. 2019-12-18 at 11:33 PM UTC

    #1759
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    
    
    
    They’re heeeeereeee! ❤️
    
    
20. 2019-12-18 at 11:50 PM UTC

    #1760
    

    Incognito2u African Astronaut
    What's here? Inquiring minds want to know ;)
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