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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Kafka Groceries. I still don't know if I'm doing it right, there's a lot of takeaway in my diet. It's to last until Friday. I had shrimp the other day that's why there's no fish:

    Bourbon creams
    Monster
    Beef jerky
    Apple pie
    Baby potatoes
    Bacon lardon
    Red onions
    Coleslaw
    Microwave rice
    Microwave burger
    Bag of bananas
    4 T.V dinners
    Pack of waffles
    Eggs
    Hollandaise sauce
    Spring onions
    Linguine
    Pizza
    2 bread batons
    Chicken liver and garlic pate
    Ham
    Loaf of white bread
    Bacon

    why did you buy bacon fat and bacon?
  2. Originally posted by Instigator
    shite roll

    enjoy anally absorbing industrial chemicals ?
  3. WellHung Black Hole
    Five rock lobsters
  4. Originally posted by Kafka I keep HP and ketchup in the fridge but Frites sauce in the cupboard for some reason.

    how does this answer my question.

    in anyway.
  5. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny enjoy anally absorbing industrial chemicals ?

    Which type of chemicals do you prefer?
  6. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Which type of chemicals do you prefer?

    organic ones.

    on their way out.
  7. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny organic ones.

    on their way out.

    You sound like a snowflake.
  8. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You sound like a snowflake.

    why ?

    because youve seen lots and lots of dicks ?
  9. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why ?

    because youve seen lots and lots of dicks ?

    No, because you eat bitch food.
  10. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged




  11. WellHung Black Hole
    Rubbers
  12. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by WellHung Rubbers

    He makes balloon animals with them.
  13. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, because you eat bitch food.



    as oppsosed to dogfoods ?
  14. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    as oppsosed to dogfoods ?

    Dog food gives you a shiny coat, bright eyes and strong claws.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    Bubbly
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    Eggs



    The audio is some lady saying

    “You will never treat me like a doormat again, don’t ever call my phone”


    😭😭😭
  17. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Dog food gives you a shiny coat, bright eyes and strong claws.

    That's exactly why I eat 3 cans a day.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That's exactly why I eat 3 cans a day.

    where dis yiu dumpster dived for them.
  19. WellHung Black Hole
    Trichloroacetic acid
  20. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    a BLT and a coffee
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