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  1. frala Avant garde shartist
    Yeah every fireman gets together and they are like ok we are now submarine sandwich architects and decides where the salami goes
  2. frala Avant garde shartist
    But honestly the hook and ladder from Firehouse does slap. The traditional from Quiznos is also a banger.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Do you ever think about how fireman are looked at like heros like woah you're a fireman thanks for that that's so noble and admirable

    But really they sit around playing cards 95% of the time and then every now and then slide down that stupid pole and call the dalmatian and get into the red truck to go check some retards apartment who made a pizza and passed out and set off his smoke detector
  4. frala Avant garde shartist
    Have you ever thought about how nobody owns Dalmatians anymore :(
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No but I am now.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Someone does because I saw on Facebook lost pets page the other day someone lost their dalmatian
  7. frala Avant garde shartist
    Well that’s good. I never see the breed anymore.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That page pisses me off cuz there's like 10 posts a day at least of people just around Fargo and the surrounding area just always losing their cats and dogs.

    I mean, c'mon you fuckers. In a way when people lose their pets I sort of hope they don't ever find them because to me, they don't deserve to have them.

    Unless you have a good excuse like the time Chootie went out on the roof to explore and I went to bed and then she wasn't there in the morning and I found her underneath the front porch.

    But other than for reasons like that, people need to pay better attention to their FUR BABBIES.
  9. frala Avant garde shartist
    I know. I get really annoyed with how often people lose their animals on Facebook. And it’s always like oh Poppy got scared of fireworks tonight and ran away. Well you dumb bitch it is the 4th of July keep the goddamn dog in the house instead of the backyard while you are at the neighborhood block party getting hammered.
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  10. Originally posted by frala You guys would be arguing over meat

    your the kind of meat that guys argue and fight each other to death not to have.
  11. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I lost ny fur baby snuggles he didn't want to be thrown off the second floor balcony again and just ran off.

    Cash reward dead or alive!
  12. frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your the kind of meat that guys argue and fight each other to death not to have.

    I’m sorry but that is just bologna!
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  13. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Bologna is ok. If you like dick shaped dick meats.


    Which I do
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala I know. I get really annoyed with how often people lose their animals on Facebook. And it’s always like oh Poppy got scared of fireworks tonight and ran away. Well you dumb bitch it is the 4th of July keep the goddamn dog in the house instead of the backyard while you are at the neighborhood block party getting hammered.

    Is it illegal to find people's lost pets and hold them for a ransom? I kind of want to start doing that.
  15. frala Avant garde shartist
    Lol that’s another thing that happens. The people that find pets and don’t want to return them. I’m not exactly sure what the legality there would be but people sure do fight about it.
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by frala You guys would be arguing over meat

    You're meat and nobody is arguing over you.
  17. frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by frala I’m sorry but that is just bologna!
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  18. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Have you ever thought about how nobody owns Dalmatians anymore :(

    There's a dalmatian in my building. Why would no one own them?
  19. frala Avant garde shartist
    I just never see them anymore…
  20. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala I just never see them anymore…

    Guess you're right.
    https://www.quora.com/Why-do-we-never-see-dalmatians-anymore

    I will covet my dalmatian sightings now
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