2021-09-24 at 12:53 AM UTC
plane tickets to N'Djamena, Chad.
2021-09-24 at 2:04 AM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
It really was 555 all along
2021-09-24 at 3:26 AM UTC
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2021-09-24 at 11:40 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
yesterday God said Polecat, go for a ride and buy some weed, I thought dang God, that's just what I need to do.
so I took back roads to a fellows place and stopped at a 3 million dolla house getting built and checked to see if they were oin need of a painter, they were so I am pretty sure I got the job because he asked what I would charge and I said well the depends, he said On what?
I said well, answer a few questions,
1 do you love this country?
2 do you believe in the constitution being the highest law in the land?
3 Did you vote for Joe Biden?
he said yes, yes, NO! I'm not stupid.
I responded with ,, well, I'll bid the job at 40 an hr.
he asked well what If I had voted for JOe, I said well I would have bid the job at $100.00 an hr and you would have liked it or I would have climbed down off this ladder and left.
anyways after that I went to get the weed and some education on a few things. 1 oz 200.00 plus a gift of 2 grams of crumble and 500 mg of gummy treats and 5 black gas seeds, then I left and went to the store for some snacks and the guy saw me lookin at the lottery tickets and he said , you know you want one, I said No VT always fucks me on the scratch off's and he said well this one is a winner.
I thought well god did say go for a ride so I went with it and got the 10 scratch off.
went outside and scratched it and won 40 bucks. went back in and a 20 dolla scratch off and 20 bucks then left and headed towards home but realized I was out of smokes so I stopped at the next gas station and got a coffee and some peperoni and cheddar cheese along with a coffee and 2 packs of smokes and went out side to leave but this guy was adjusting roofing tin on his ladder rack and bitching to himself about how annoying it was ,, I said to him,, Load it on my truck , he looked at me and said for real? I said hell yea, I'll buy it if you don't want it,, he said I was going to scrap it, I said I'll give you 40 bucks for it,,, he said sure and I got 16 sheets of 14 foot roofing metal so I'm really glad God said go for a ride today
I spent 260 yesterday and got back a value of around 650, not to mention the ginsing and chaga info along with grow tips .
thanks YOU Jesus .
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