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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I JUST ORDERED THE
    BLACKS LAW DICTIONARY 4TH EDITION
  2. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    NOW I'M ORDERING THE KING JAMES BIBLE
  3. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I GAVE A GUY A QUARTER POUND OF WEED AND HE GAVE ME HIS DAB PRESS SO NOW I HAVE DABS
  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    Just ordered Chinese.. shrimp fry rice , egg fu young and general TSO chicken
  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by CandyRein Just ordered Chinese.. shrimp fry rice , egg fu young and general TSO chicken

    seeing Chinese food in US TV shows always threw me, I don't think any of those are actual Chinese dishes
  6. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra seeing Chinese food in US TV shows always threw me, I don't think any of those are actual Chinese dishes

    Chinese food snob ^^^
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by WellHung Chinese food snob ^^^

    when I want to Hong Kong with a (white) friend we went to a cafe, they saw us coming and said (in Chinese) 'go get the menu in the fucking ghost language'
  8. Originally posted by aldra seeing Chinese food in US TV shows always threw me, I don't think any of those are actual Chinese dishes

    theyre not even made by real chineses.

    most probably other inferior asians like burmese, cambodian, pinoy or vietnamese.
  9. Originally posted by CandyRein Just ordered Chinese.. shrimp fry rice , egg fu young and general TSO chicken

    whats the ratio of chinese food to african food that you consume.

    why are yiu self hattin' ?
  10. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny theyre not even made by real chineses.

    most probably other inferior asians like burmese, cambodian, pinoy or vietnamese.

    Cambodians are supreme slanty-eyed specimens.
  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny whats the ratio of chinese food to african food that you consume.

    why are yiu self hattin' ?

    You did an amazing job.. cooked perfectly
  12. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    Extendable cooking forks.. with glow in the dark handled..can’t wait to roast marshmallows …❤️

    nipple rings
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    gas powered soldering iron - I broke my favourite electrical one and wanted to get a compact pencil-type one again, but couldn't find an electrical one.

    tried to fill it with gas but it kept spraying out, assumed it was faulty and the tank wasn't properly sealed. until I tried to fill it with a different can; then it worked fine.

    the can of butane that came with it had the wrong nozzle
  14. Originally posted by CandyRein You did an amazing job.. cooked perfectly

    i can cook african food too.

    just say the name of the african dish you want.

    what ?
  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i can cook african food too.

    just say the name of the african dish you want.

    what ?

    b u s h m e a t
  16. Originally posted by aldra b u s h m e a t

    ingredient, not dish name.
  17. WellHung Black Hole
    A kitchen nigger to replace Shonda, who expired while washing dishes.
  18. CandyRein Black Hole


    Firewood 🔥
  19. Originally posted by CandyRein

    Firewood 🔥

    in addition to general tso chicken i also make general idi amin dog intestines and general butt naked monkey heart.

    would yiu like to try.
  20. CandyRein Black Hole


    Work Scrubs ..


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