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  1. Originally posted by Grylls Not too sure that’ll fit in your ass but good luck

    It does. I got it yesterday.
  2. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Is this the one you got, Jiggle Booty?


  3. I posted a video of the one I got dummy...you missed your medication again huh.
  4. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    lol

    So easy.
  5. Your jokes are almost as good as your pickup lines...
  6. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    My pick up lines are better than your stock "I'm going to call ICE on you unless you suck my dick." pick up line.
  7. Originally posted by stl1 My pick up lines are better than your stock "I'm going to call ICE on you unless you suck my dick." pick up line.

    Really? Which method results in one's dick being sucked?...
  8. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I know mine has.
  9. Which pickup line worked for you...post it here so we can be in awe.
  10. netstat African Astronaut
    edited for privacy
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    bath salts, oils

  12. What kind of oils?
  13. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    argan & mandarin

  14. I need some corn oil to rub on my potatoes.
  15. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I need some corn oil to rub on my potatoes.

    I have some super special, natural oil for you
  16. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    i would go for it, jiggy. grylls has been my sole oil guy for years & i’ve been very satisfied.

  17. CandyRein Black Hole
    PaPa Smurph .....
  18. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    you just reminded me of that vulgar animation portraying him as some kind of anally fixated pimp from years ago

    amusing however that this association comes immediately when i see his ordinary name

  19. A new starter motor.
  20. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by G Specialized Crossroads picked her up today. Finna bubble up on that cardio son,son.





    nice hog, I just picked up this chopper myself

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