what's the last thing you bought?

1. 2020-09-23 at 6:55 AM UTC

   #4081
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   lul, it looks to be a bit expensive for that.
   
   I'm guessing you're referring to the re-enactment group, so it's not exactly ideal body armor but I figure ~5mm or so would actually deflect a blade fairly well
2. 2020-09-23 at 8:05 AM UTC

   #4082
   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Back in the '90s, when I fought with the SCA, I made an entire suit of armor (with the exception fo the helmet, that was steel) out of Kydex. You can heat it in your oven on brown paper at about 275F - 300F and wearing a couple of layers of thick clothing slap the piece right where you want and mold it to your body. Just slap a wet towel over it and it goes from like a piece of fresh liver to hard as fuck that quick. And if you fuck up just pop it back in the oven and repeat. From what I recall reading about it at the time it loses no strength from heating and cooling at that temprature range.

   
   This explains your delusions of grandeur
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3. 2020-09-23 at 12:26 PM UTC

   #4083
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by stl1 My daughter called me last night complaining that her garbage disposal quit running and would only hum. I tried to talk her through it but knew I would have to go there today after, when I told her to do something, she responded "No, because I'm pregnant and fat!"
   
   She has just recently bought this house and the previous owners didn't leave the tool that you use to unstick the unit with. Luckily, I had two and was able to leave one with her.
   
   Almost a half hour trip each way for a 15 second repair. SMH
   
   At least I didn't have to buy anything this time.

   
   What was the repair?
4. 2020-09-23 at 12:27 PM UTC

   #4084
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Back in the '90s, when I fought with the SCA, I made an entire suit of armor (with the exception fo the helmet, that was steel) out of Kydex. You can heat it in your oven on brown paper at about 275F - 300F and wearing a couple of layers of thick clothing slap the piece right where you want and mold it to your body. Just slap a wet towel over it and it goes from like a piece of fresh liver to hard as fuck that quick. And if you fuck up just pop it back in the oven and repeat. From what I recall reading about it at the time it loses no strength from heating and cooling at that temprature range.

   
   Lol mental illness confirmed
5. 2020-09-23 at 12:28 PM UTC

   #4085
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   80 bucks worth of juice for the plants
6. 2020-09-23 at 12:30 PM UTC

   #4086
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by POLECAT 80 bucks worth of juice for the plants

   
   I only charge 60
7. 2020-09-23 at 2:13 PM UTC

   #4087
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

   Originally posted by larrylegend8383 This explains your delusions of grandeur

   
   
   
   
   I want Shlomo the Homo's secret instructions for making his aluminum foil hat.
8. 2020-09-23 at 2:15 PM UTC

   #4088
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by larrylegend8383 This explains your delusions of grandeur

   
   That scared you?
9. 2020-09-23 at 2:15 PM UTC

   #4089
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace What was the repair?

   
   
   
   Just inserting the tool into the bottom of the disposer and rocking it back and forth to clear the jam.
   
   Easy peasy.
10. 2020-09-23 at 2:16 PM UTC

    #4090
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by stl1 Just inserting the tool into the bottom of the disposer and rocking it back and forth to clear the jam.
    
    Easy peasy.

    
    Was it a two day job like the toilet?
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11. 2020-09-23 at 2:17 PM UTC

    #4091
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Three, moron.
12. 2020-09-23 at 2:18 PM UTC

    #4092
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by stl1 Three, moron.

    
    It's cute when you can't think of a real response.
13. 2020-09-23 at 2:26 PM UTC

    #4093
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    You're not worth any serious effort.
    
    Fun to ridicule though.
14. 2020-09-23 at 2:48 PM UTC

    #4094
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by stl1 You're not worth any serious effort.
    
    Fun to ridicule though.

    
    Those high grapes are probably sour.
15. 2020-09-23 at 5:50 PM UTC

    #4095
    WellHung Black Hole
    a plane ticket to Vegas.
16. 2020-09-23 at 5:51 PM UTC

    #4096
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    a buttplug
17. 2020-09-23 at 6:01 PM UTC

    #4097
    

    Bugz Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Go do it in the corner of the closet where you won't embarrass your family.

    
    Nigga, Say what?
    
    Vacuum my cock? Say what you need to say
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18. 2020-09-24 at 1:45 PM UTC

    #4098
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bugz Nigga, Say what?
    
    Vacuum my cock? Say what you need to say

    
    He's embarrassed
19. 2020-09-25 at 1:13 AM UTC

    #4099
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    just ordered myself a birthday present
    
    
    
    
    probably shouldn't have but owell
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20. 2020-09-25 at 1:46 AM UTC

    #4100
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Your knife fetish reminds me of being a teenager