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  1. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Ya ok boomer

    If I didnt regularly drink Evan Williams I'd probably assume he's talking about bikes. I'm guessing it's referring to roughly how many shots are in a fifth?

    Plz quit drinking and go back to smoking cannabis. Its healthier, and i want the best for u. 👍❤
  2. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Never heard of a "26'er"

    750 ml bottle. 40'er is 1140 ml, 60 pounder is 1750 or 1.75l...

    When I order my bottles its a lot easier to say that I want a 26'er to the dude asking what I want...and easier to talk about with real life people. I don't leave home unless I'm in dire condition as in need to go to the bar nearest to me or another liquor store run. Groceries as well but that seems a lil too obvious.
  3. Originally posted by kobe bryant speaking from the great beyond: i was the rape victim of a white ho dat forced muh dik up her asshoe boomer is what your mother calls me for a pet name.

    also, OT, the last thing i bought was your mothers asshole
    ask me why.

    she screams it when i have her bent over the dumpster in the alley behind the crackhouse she lives in and im balls deep in her craving ass crack.

    also, OT, the last thing i bought was your mothers asshole

    Didnt read because alt
  4. Originally posted by Dregs 750 ml bottle. 40'er is 1140 ml, 60 pounder is 1750 or 1.75l…

    When I order my bottles its a lot easier to say that I want a 26'er to the dude asking what I want…and easier to talk about with real life people. I don't leave home unless I'm in dire condition as in need to go to the bar nearest to me or another liquor store run. Groceries as well but that seems a lil too obvious.

    Ah so i was right. Everyone i know calls it a fifth. Or just a 'bottle' for people that don't have an Olympic gold medal in drinking.

    Also bars suck
  5. Splam African Astronaut
    Shut up MMR, we all know you're not even of drinking age.
  6. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Track extensions for my Dragon,, 121 to 136,, $200.00
  7. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Ya ok boomer

    If I didnt regularly drink Evan Williams I'd probably assume he's talking about bikes. I'm guessing it's referring to roughly how many shots are in a fifth?

    17
  8. Technologist victim of incest
    Just bought almost $200 in groceries. All set for another 2 weeks.
  9. Originally posted by Technologist Just bought almost $200 in groceries. All set for another 2 weeks.

    Yes we get it you are obese
  10. Technologist victim of incest
    Extremely, I’ll have that $200 eaten up in one day.
  11. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Everyone has seen you grocery shopping.
  12. Originally posted by Fox 17

    25 something, retard
  13. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace 25 something, retard

    A shot is 1.5 oz isn’t it?
  14. 1/5 gallon = 750 ml = 25.361 fl oz

    25.361 / 1.5 = 16.907 shots

    Are you actually this dumb lol
  15. Wait have you gone your entire adult life thinking a shot is 1 oz lol?
  16. Splam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fox A shot is 1.5 oz isn’t it?

    An airplane bottle is 50ml. I don't think a shot is a standard unit of measurement.
    Bars in different places of the world will of course try to skim you. Same with pints and glasses of beer.
  17. Originally posted by Splam An airplane bottle is 50ml. I don't think a shot is a standard unit of measurement.
    Bars in different places of the world will of course try to skim you. Same with pints and glasses of beer.

    So 1.69 oz. Same shit.

    I know it ain’t 1 oz though
  18. Splam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fox So 1.69 oz. Same shit.

    I know it ain’t 1 oz though

    It was when I was in highschool lol. 26'er is 26 shots. Double shot is two ounce. And yes many shot glasses are made to 1 ounce. An airplane bottle will fill nearly two of them. Shot glasses at home are typically larger than the ones at the bar.
  19. Yeah the reason I knew it was roughly 17 shots was cuz that’s how many I poured the last time I drank a bottle. I measured them with a 1.5 oz jigger
  20. Originally posted by Fox A shot is 1.5 oz isn’t it?

    Only in America dumbass
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