What are you thinking about....

1. 2022-07-29 at 9:31 AM UTC

   #11761
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by mmQ Does/did you guise always call your parents mom and dad? Like I still refer to my dad as my dad even though he's dead and I still call my mom mom even though she's alive. I call my dad, "my dad" when talking about him to others. I rarely say his actual name in any context because when I'm referring to him, he's my dad, so it just makes sense to say my dad.
   
   Maybe in the olden days you called your parent by name. Or maybe now. It seems like a disrespectful thing unless theres good reason. Even in my most angsty teenage years I never called my dad anything other than dad.
   
   
   Am I making myself clear ? Dad??!(

   
   I call them by their email addresses
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   • mmQ
2. 2022-07-29 at 9:42 AM UTC

   #11762
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra I call them by their email addresses

   
   lol ur so mechanical and robotic you fucking cyborg.
3. 2022-07-29 at 9:51 AM UTC

   #11763
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
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4. 2022-07-29 at 10:33 AM UTC

   #11764
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by WellHung lol ur so mechanical and robotic you fucking cyborg.

   
   
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   • A College Professor, 
   • mmQ
5. 2022-07-29 at 11:42 AM UTC

   #11765
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Kafka I was thinking secretly record them and see how far they go trying to sway me from getting an abortion. I’d tell them I was raped etc.

   
   You will never be pregnant
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   • Rape Monster
6. 2022-07-29 at 12:22 PM UTC

   #11766
   

   Bradley Black Hole
   I am thinking about all the unsolved homicides in Miami.
7. 2022-07-29 at 12:41 PM UTC

   #11767
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley I should be thinking about getting a job…but I'd rather be a freeloader.

8. 2022-07-29 at 1:40 PM UTC

   #11768
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   SKY DADDY!
9. 2022-07-29 at 1:45 PM UTC

   #11769
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ SKY DADDY!

   
   He has risen
10. 2022-07-29 at 1:54 PM UTC

    #11770
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson He has risen

    
    On Easter they'll say he IS risen. It makes me CRINGE MY HOLES.
    Earlier English, like modern German had two auxiliary verbs to indicate the present perfect tense, “have” was used in most cases, but where the verb showed a change in position or state, “be” was used. “Risen” shows a change of place, so “He is risen.” was correct in earlier times. The same with the Christmas Carol, “Joy to the world, the Lord IS come.” Today we would say, “He has risen” and “The Lord has come.” I think we stick with these older auxiliary verbs because they come from the King James Bible, written when these forms were still in use. In short, “He is risen” is archaic and would no longer be used.
11. 2022-07-29 at 1:57 PM UTC

    #11771
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ On Easter they'll say he IS risen.

    
    They're talking about his cock
12. 2022-07-29 at 2 PM UTC

    #11772
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson He has risen

    
    Jesus acts like he's the only dude to pass out in a cave for 3 days after drinking too much
13. 2022-07-29 at 2:01 PM UTC

    #11773
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They're talking about his cock

    
    WHICH ONE?
14. 2022-07-29 at 2:01 PM UTC

    #11774
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ WHICH ONE?

    
    Umm the big one probably
15. 2022-07-29 at 2:06 PM UTC

    #11775
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Every time i am outside during the day my neighbor across the street hacks up her lungs every couple minutes, either does dabs all day long or has like double lung failure
16. 2022-07-29 at 3:08 PM UTC

    #11776
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Some guys actually have two dicks. A little one and a big one.
17. 2022-07-29 at 3:10 PM UTC

    #11777
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You have a one in 5 million chance of being born with two penisia
18. 2022-07-29 at 3:12 PM UTC

    #11778
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ You have a one in 5 million chance of being born with two penisia

    
    Wow, That's better odds that winning this weekends 1.02 billion mega millions...where do I get a ticket for that?!
19. 2022-07-29 at 3:14 PM UTC

    #11779
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Wow, That's better odds that winning this weekends 1.02 billion mega millions…where do I get a ticket for that?!

    
    At the penis store
20. 2022-07-29 at 3:14 PM UTC

    #11780
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Wants a ticket to win two dicks hmm