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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ Does/did you guise always call your parents mom and dad? Like I still refer to my dad as my dad even though he's dead and I still call my mom mom even though she's alive. I call my dad, "my dad" when talking about him to others. I rarely say his actual name in any context because when I'm referring to him, he's my dad, so it just makes sense to say my dad.

    Maybe in the olden days you called your parent by name. Or maybe now. It seems like a disrespectful thing unless theres good reason. Even in my most angsty teenage years I never called my dad anything other than dad.


    Am I making myself clear ? Dad??!(

    I call them by their email addresses
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  2. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra I call them by their email addresses

    lol ur so mechanical and robotic you fucking cyborg.
  3. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
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  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by WellHung lol ur so mechanical and robotic you fucking cyborg.

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  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka I was thinking secretly record them and see how far they go trying to sway me from getting an abortion. I’d tell them I was raped etc.

    You will never be pregnant
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  6. Bradley Florida Man
    I am thinking about all the unsolved homicides in Miami.
  7. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley I should be thinking about getting a job…but I'd rather be a freeloader.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    SKY DADDY!
  9. Originally posted by mmQ SKY DADDY!

    He has risen
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson He has risen

    On Easter they'll say he IS risen. It makes me CRINGE MY HOLES.
    Earlier English, like modern German had two auxiliary verbs to indicate the present perfect tense, “have” was used in most cases, but where the verb showed a change in position or state, “be” was used. “Risen” shows a change of place, so “He is risen.” was correct in earlier times. The same with the Christmas Carol, “Joy to the world, the Lord IS come.” Today we would say, “He has risen” and “The Lord has come.” I think we stick with these older auxiliary verbs because they come from the King James Bible, written when these forms were still in use. In short, “He is risen” is archaic and would no longer be used.
  11. Originally posted by mmQ On Easter they'll say he IS risen.

    They're talking about his cock
  12. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson He has risen

    Jesus acts like he's the only dude to pass out in a cave for 3 days after drinking too much
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They're talking about his cock

    WHICH ONE?
  14. Originally posted by mmQ WHICH ONE?

    Umm the big one probably
  15. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Every time i am outside during the day my neighbor across the street hacks up her lungs every couple minutes, either does dabs all day long or has like double lung failure
  16. Some guys actually have two dicks. A little one and a big one.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You have a one in 5 million chance of being born with two penisia
  18. Originally posted by mmQ You have a one in 5 million chance of being born with two penisia

    Wow, That's better odds that winning this weekends 1.02 billion mega millions...where do I get a ticket for that?!
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Wow, That's better odds that winning this weekends 1.02 billion mega millions…where do I get a ticket for that?!

    At the penis store
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Wants a ticket to win two dicks hmm
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