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  1. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Slow motion.
  2. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Anal prolapse.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Janet's pocket
  4. Kafka sweaty
    Idk what to do tonight, some man wants to meet me in a cemetery, should I go buy those jeans or stay in and order takeaway. I haven't got dressed yet and it's 4pm.
  5. Kafka sweaty
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. Kafka sweaty
    does he think i have a dick? weird saying inch
  7. One stop shopping.
  8. Originally posted by Kafka does he think i have a dick? weird saying inch



    the depth of a vagina can also be measuared in inches.
  9. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    the depth of a vagina can also be measuared in inches.

    Does anyone do that?
  10. Kafka sweaty
    "Let me measure your vagina"
  11. "Let me measure your vagina.. with this."
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka

    I like to imagine that as an inch worms cheesy pick up line to another inch worm that it wants to FUCK AND SUCK.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. Cumming in a pussy
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Marie's calander
  15. Kafka sweaty
    I will turn your blue skies grey as I bathe you in my darkness
  16. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Soooo.. you're both hillbillies?

    no more than u r tho
  17. Originally posted by POLECAT no more than u r tho

    I'm a mountainbilly. I prefer heights.
  18. Gastrointestinal distress
  19. WellHung Black Hole
    niggers that wanna get fucked.
  20. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    What sized golf club I'm going to beat these two dumb whores with.

    Think I'll start with a driver.
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