2022-03-12 at 4:05 PM UTC
Idk what to do tonight, some man wants to meet me in a cemetery, should I go buy those jeans or stay in and order takeaway. I haven't got dressed yet and it's 4pm.
2022-03-12 at 4:08 PM UTC
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2022-03-12 at 4:08 PM UTC
does he think i have a dick? weird saying inch
2022-03-12 at 4:17 PM UTC
"Let me measure your vagina"
2022-03-12 at 4:27 PM UTC
"Let me measure your vagina.. with this."
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2022-03-12 at 5:25 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kafka
I like to imagine that as an inch worms cheesy pick up line to another inch worm that it wants to FUCK AND SUCK.
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2022-03-13 at 4:37 AM UTC
I will turn your blue skies grey as I bathe you in my darkness
2022-03-13 at 7:37 AM UTC
Gastrointestinal distress
2022-03-13 at 7:59 AM UTC
niggers that wanna get fucked.
2022-03-13 at 11:07 AM UTC
What sized golf club I'm going to beat these two dumb whores with.
Think I'll start with a driver.