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  1. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Technologist I’m thinking about when I came home from running errands today. I pulled up and the big tree in my front yard cracked in half an fell on my entire front yard. I could barely see the house. Couldn’t get in the front door. I was soooooo damn lucky it fell parallel to the house and not into it, it sits at the corner of my house. I also got lucky that my son was here (normally he’s working), he cut up the entire tree. It’s now sitting in my yard and drive. Luckily it all worked out. Just gotta find peeps to haul it away. An entire f’ing tree🌳

    Cut it into chords and sell it instead. $40/chord.
  2. Originally posted by Red_Woman Hell yea! You kidding me? I mean who doesn’t dream to impress - with random nail poolish pics - a bunch of “Niggas” pussies on internet?! Every woman’s dream. 😍

    I wouldn't even consider these humans with dicks on here men.
  3. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Boss_bebe74 Oh I was saying I was thinking about work.. not if anyone on here works.

    Hi btw😊

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's windy. I better hold my cap lest it fly away!!
  5. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ It's windy. I better hold my cap lest it fly away!!

    Is that your aunt or grandma
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Is that your aunt or grandma

    It's my graunt
  7. Originally posted by Technologist I’m thinking about when I came home from running errands today. I pulled up and the big tree in my front yard cracked in half an fell on my entire front yard. I could barely see the house. Couldn’t get in the front door. I was soooooo damn lucky it fell parallel to the house and not into it, it sits at the corner of my house. I also got lucky that my son was here (normally he’s working), he cut up the entire tree. It’s now sitting in my yard and drive. Luckily it all worked out. Just gotta find peeps to haul it away. An entire f’ing tree🌳

    Sorry. 😔hope u get it cleaned up dear. ❤
  8. Technologist victim of incest
    Thank you BB. It was quite a ”stunna”😜. My son seemed flipped out when he saw it. The tree was massive. Took my son 5 hrs to dismantle it all by himself.



    Originally posted by -SpectraL Cut it into chords and sell it instead. $40/chord.

    I just don’t feel like stripping it of all it’s leaves. My neighbors came by and took some. My husband found out it’s good smoking wood for his grill, so he grabbed a shiz load.

    I guess these bartlet pear trees are notorious for snapping in the wind. The tree is over 25 years old; that I know of!


    Well 12 hr day today. Gonna call around to see how to get it outta here.
  9. How much I cant stand erika.
  10. EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Boss_bebe74 What kind of wine does Kim drink out of her red solo cup.. hmmmm

    Pink Zinfandel 🍷
  11. xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
    Originally posted by Boss_bebe74 How much I cant stand erika.


    As in the housewife?
  12. Baby I should have known u could answer that. 🥂
  13. you said something about if somebody is breaking into my home or somebody in my home is choking and that I don't want them to get there asap!! emergency assistance in san diego county SUCKS FUCKINGASSHOLES!!! here is why: on two occasions I have called for emergency assistance e.g. cops and fire when I called the cops they came to my assistance 24 HOURS LATER!!!! and the cops exuse was that they were busy those few hours!!!! TOO BUSY TO CARE ABOUT MY DAMN LIFE!! I COULD HAVE BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL OR WORSE DEAD!!! and then I called for a fire in the alley and the fire truck arrived ALMOST AN HOUR LATER!! so! their you go!!
  14. Yes Lj. I used to like her now I just think she tries to hard to be cold. Watching her on the reunion just confirmed it.

    Plus I heard she abandoned her son at a young age.
  15. xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
    Yea, I was kinda thinking the same thing, so I was on the fence. Was wondering if that was just me seeing she turned “meaner” this season or what. Lol
  16. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by greenplastic you said something about if somebody is breaking into my home or somebody in my home is choking and that I don't want them to get there asap!! emergency assistance in san diego county SUCKS FUCKINGASSHOLES!!! here is why: on two occasions I have called for emergency assistance e.g. cops and fire when I called the cops they came to my assistance 24 HOURS LATER!!!! and the cops exuse was that they were busy those few hours!!!! TOO BUSY TO CARE ABOUT MY DAMN LIFE!! I COULD HAVE BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL OR WORSE DEAD!!! and then I called for a fire in the alley and the fire truck arrived ALMOST AN HOUR LATER!! so! their you go!!

    youre lucky i wasnt the first-responder in that case.

    if i were a cop, i would have shot you

    if i were a fireman, i would have stuffed the firehose up your ass and turned you into a lawn sprinkler.
  17. Originally posted by xox_LJ_xox Yea, I was kinda thinking the same thing, so I was on the fence. Was wondering if that was just me seeing she turned “meaner” this season or what. Lol

    I love the controversy and drama but she just tries too hard to be a bitch for no reason... like she tries to impress dorit. Yuck.
  18. xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
    Yep, I agree. It’s too bad too, cuz I kinda liked her lol.
  19. Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
  20. Shitting Dick Nipples.
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