2022-05-25 at 7:31 AM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
He's as dead as your schtick
Who are you, John Schtick? Inventor of deodorant?
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2022-05-25 at 7:53 AM UTC
Welp!!💗🌝
Looks like it's about that time ..looks like ....my work here....is done 💗💫😴
2022-05-25 at 1:49 PM UTC
I think there's some correlation between a massive increase in my frequency of jherking off and my depression. Like I can tell when the chemicals are getting outta whack because suddenly I feel like whacking off all the time.
2022-05-25 at 1:53 PM UTC
welp and awesome sauce. 🙁
2022-05-25 at 6:02 PM UTC
I feel a lot better after talking with people tbh, I haven't all week. This Italian man wants to cook me dinner, I said no (bcus I don't want to wash dishes and forgot his name) but it made me happy.
2022-05-25 at 6:05 PM UTC
and just call him jack no matter what his name is
2022-05-26 at 1:50 PM UTC
So I messed up kys type of messed up then split to Peterborough about to get fucked up
2022-05-26 at 1:51 PM UTC
Idk if it’s just my luck but I hardly ever pay for trains here and get away with it. Today just didn’t care.
2022-05-26 at 6:06 PM UTC
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2022-05-26 at 9:44 PM UTC
Man I can't wait to have my sketti and garlic bread tonight..and somebody just gave me some peach cobbler...the boss is gone today too...it's goin down tonight
