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  1. Originally posted by Speedy Parker He's as dead as your schtick

    Who are you, John Schtick? Inventor of deodorant?
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  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    Welp!!💗🌝
    Looks like it's about that time ..looks like ....my work here....is done 💗💫😴
  3. Originally posted by troon do they have a compelling aroma? obviously only appreciated if you make it to the pan in time.

    No, they don't smell. I think I have the deadly corona virus again, they remind me of the last time I had it.
  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    Awesome sauce❤️
  5. I think there's some correlation between a massive increase in my frequency of jherking off and my depression. Like I can tell when the chemicals are getting outta whack because suddenly I feel like whacking off all the time.
  6. WellHung Black Hole
    welp and awesome sauce. 🙁
  7. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? I think there's some correlation between a massive increase in my frequency of jherking off and my depression. Like I can tell when the chemicals are getting outta whack because suddenly I feel like whacking off all the time.

    Yeah it's ur brain craving dopamine
  8. Kafka sweaty
    I feel a lot better after talking with people tbh, I haven't all week. This Italian man wants to cook me dinner, I said no (bcus I don't want to wash dishes and forgot his name) but it made me happy.
  9. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka I feel a lot better after talking with people tbh, I haven't all week. This Italian man wants to cook me dinner, I said no (bcus I don't want to wash dishes and forgot his name) but it made me happy.

    use paper plates doofus
  10. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    and just call him jack no matter what his name is
  11. WellHung Black Hole
    warhaven
  12. Kafka sweaty
  13. Kafka sweaty
    So I messed up kys type of messed up then split to Peterborough about to get fucked up
  14. Kafka sweaty
    Idk if it’s just my luck but I hardly ever pay for trains here and get away with it. Today just didn’t care.
  15. Originally posted by CandyRein I so happy to be home ❤️

    do you plan to settle permanently in africa ?
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    Happy it's Friday Eve🥰
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  17. Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? I think there's some correlation between a massive increase in my frequency of jherking off and my depression. Like I can tell when the chemicals are getting outta whack because suddenly I feel like whacking off all the time.

    Did you split from ur gorl?
  18. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Did you split from ur gorl?

    Ye
  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    Man I can't wait to have my sketti and garlic bread tonight..and somebody just gave me some peach cobbler...the boss is gone today too...it's goin down tonight
  20. WellHung Black Hole
    urvelle
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