2022-02-28 at 5:50 PM UTC
You little piggy!
It's no wonder you've got such a Jiggly Booty.
2022-02-28 at 5:55 PM UTC
Debating whether to take this screw driver and give myself root canal surgery. This rotten wisdom tooth is kicking off something fierce.
2022-02-28 at 6:06 PM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
that shit's worth like 12 bucks
2022-03-01 at 12:13 AM UTC
Got the dang giggles something fierce 😆💗
2022-03-01 at 1:03 AM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
why would anyone volunteer or want to die especially someone like me whose never even fuked much less had their ass licked by an actual teenager unlike people who do porn?
2022-03-01 at 2:25 AM UTC
Full and content...Them ribbs was falling off the bone... cottdamn 💗
Gonna roll up and run a candlelit bubble bath 💗
2022-03-01 at 2:35 AM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
im not offended one bit.
i love when u two go at it -- its entertaining.
2022-03-01 at 2:54 AM UTC
Originally posted by STER0S
I do not like it when you talk about Asians but i like talking about niggers
Bish dut ban't cake eh... Titch
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post didn't die in a fire!
2022-03-01 at 4:14 AM UTC
Pisst :
WTF do companies have to fuck w/ tried & true standards ?! What happened to soft cotton fucking socks ?! Everything's all synthetic stretchy shit, I want fucking cotton socks, is that too much to ask lol ?! Went to 3 stores all plasticy bullshit ?! Ok rant finished, I need a drank lol.
2022-03-01 at 5:14 AM UTC
*LOL @awkward fake laughter*