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  1. I'm tempted to order this just for myself.

    https://www.redlobster.com/menu/lobsterfestr/new-date-night-feast-for-two-6599
  2. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    You little piggy!

    It's no wonder you've got such a Jiggly Booty.
  3. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Debating whether to take this screw driver and give myself root canal surgery. This rotten wisdom tooth is kicking off something fierce.
  4. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Vice Grips.
  5. WellHung Black Hole
    nigger
  6. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm tempted to order this just for myself.

    https://www.redlobster.com/menu/lobsterfestr/new-date-night-feast-for-two-6599

    Go for it, Dad. looks delightful. i've always loved Red Lobster.
  7. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    that shit's worth like 12 bucks
  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    Got the dang giggles something fierce 😆💗
  9. Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Debating whether to take this screw driver and give myself root canal surgery. This rotten wisdom tooth is kicking off something fierce.

    I think it would end up as more of an extraction.
  10. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    why would anyone volunteer or want to die especially someone like me whose never even fuked much less had their ass licked by an actual teenager unlike people who do porn?
  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    Full and content...Them ribbs was falling off the bone... cottdamn 💗

    Gonna roll up and run a candlelit bubble bath 💗
  12. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    Originally posted by CandyRein Full and content…Them ribbs was falling off the bone… cottdamn 💗

    Gonna roll up and run a candlelit bubble bath 💗

    wyd if you caught your boyfriend eye-ballin child porn
  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by STER0S I'm often offended when you're roasting Vinny because I'm also of Asian decent…

    Ching Chong bing bong ?
  14. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    im not offended one bit.

    i love when u two go at it -- its entertaining.
  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by STER0S I do not like it when you talk about Asians but i like talking about niggers

    Dish but can't take eh... Bitch
  16. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by STER0S I do not like it when you talk about Asians but i like talking about niggers

    Bish dut ban't cake eh... Titch
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmao
  18. G African Astronaut
    Pisst :

    WTF do companies have to fuck w/ tried & true standards ?! What happened to soft cotton fucking socks ?! Everything's all synthetic stretchy shit, I want fucking cotton socks, is that too much to ask lol ?! Went to 3 stores all plasticy bullshit ?! Ok rant finished, I need a drank lol.
  19. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by STER0S im not offended one bit.

    i love when u two go at it – its entertaining.

    Vinny is hilarious 😂
  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    *LOL @awkward fake laughter*
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