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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    ***********************************************breathes in*******************************************
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "Can you breath without a tic-tac? Yes. But I wouldn't recommend it."

    -lady from mid 90s tic tac commercial
  3. WellHung Black Hole
    desperate for a treadmill or stairmill
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung desperate for a treadmill or stairmill

    You should get a windmill. They do all the exercise while you just sit there and watch it . :)
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  5. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ You should get a windmill. They do all the exercise while you just sit there and watch it . :)

    they are oddly satisfying to watch...mesmerizing?
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung they are oddly satisfying to watch…mesmerizing?

    I guess. I haven't spent a lot of time watching them.
  7. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I guess. I haven't spent a lot of time watching them.

    that's disappointing.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung that's disappointing.

    Why? It's not 1532 mannnnnnn. I dont have a bunch of Old Dutch windmills to watch even if I wanted to. We have a big field of those new ones that are just super tall white posts with the windmill thing at the top, which I'll watch while driving through but never sat and MESMORIZINGLY watched them spin.

    Stop harassing me and my family's windmill observation or lack-there-of habits!!! Leave us alone!!!!!!!!
  9. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    someone really needs to calm the fuck down already
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by POLECAT someone really needs to calm the fuck down already

    Who??

    Let's make fun of them.
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  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t I dont know. I skip the intros. Watch the cunnilingus skip the blow job and hope the guy pounds the chick hard from behind so you can hear the skin slapping

    “Likes loose balls” . Noted.

    Imma start clipping a sandbag to my scrotum. Ill let you know when im ready.
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  12. tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    Not loose balls. But the chick has to have at least a little jiggle to her ass
  13. Technologist victim of incest
    Home from taking temperatures, relaxing feels good!
  14. Originally posted by Technologist Home from taking temperatures, relaxing feels good!

    What’s the purpose of taking temperatures anyway. Asymptomatic or presymptomatic people can still spread it
  15. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Fox What’s the purpose of taking temperatures anyway. Asymptomatic or presymptomatic people can still spread it

    Yeah, I know. When our governor stated that we were on a stay at home order, he also stated that the essential workers (mainly in factories), had to have their temps taken prior to starting work. Lots of companies have contracted us to do this. Easy money.
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Ive been looking for my wallet for over 2 hours. I dont deal with frustration well.
  17. Originally posted by CASPER Ive been looking for my wallet for over 2 hours. I dont deal with frustration well.

    Did you take it anywhere
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I take it everywhere ut i havent left the housesince friday evening. Called both grocery stores and the pharmacy i went to. Imdid however find the flashlight i took from the Amazon bin at work so maybe the “universe” is telling me something. Ive torn up the entire house. I just do not have the energy for any bullshit right now. Im so tense my body literally hurts.
  19. Did you check your pockets in the laundry
  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    yeah wasnt in anything. Ended up throwing all the clean laundry in te dryer on the ground and then ended up having to wash it again. Ugh.So fucking tired.
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