How are you feeling at the moment..

1. 2020-03-29 at 9:36 PM UTC

   #6501
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   ***********************************************breathes in*******************************************
2. 2020-03-29 at 9:37 PM UTC

   #6502
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   "Can you breath without a tic-tac? Yes. But I wouldn't recommend it."
   
   -lady from mid 90s tic tac commercial
3. 2020-03-29 at 9:38 PM UTC

   #6503
   WellHung Black Hole
   desperate for a treadmill or stairmill
4. 2020-03-29 at 9:41 PM UTC

   #6504
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by WellHung desperate for a treadmill or stairmill

   
   You should get a windmill. They do all the exercise while you just sit there and watch it . :)
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5. 2020-03-29 at 9:44 PM UTC

   #6505
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ You should get a windmill. They do all the exercise while you just sit there and watch it . :)

   
   they are oddly satisfying to watch...mesmerizing?
6. 2020-03-29 at 9:58 PM UTC

   #6506
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by WellHung they are oddly satisfying to watch…mesmerizing?

   
   I guess. I haven't spent a lot of time watching them.
7. 2020-03-29 at 10 PM UTC

   #6507
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I guess. I haven't spent a lot of time watching them.

   
   that's disappointing.
8. 2020-03-29 at 10:04 PM UTC

   #6508
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by WellHung that's disappointing.

   
   Why? It's not 1532 mannnnnnn. I dont have a bunch of Old Dutch windmills to watch even if I wanted to. We have a big field of those new ones that are just super tall white posts with the windmill thing at the top, which I'll watch while driving through but never sat and MESMORIZINGLY watched them spin.
   
   Stop harassing me and my family's windmill observation or lack-there-of habits!!! Leave us alone!!!!!!!!
9. 2020-03-29 at 10:41 PM UTC

   #6509
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   someone really needs to calm the fuck down already
10. 2020-03-29 at 10:50 PM UTC

    #6510
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by POLECAT someone really needs to calm the fuck down already

    
    Who??
    
    Let's make fun of them.
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    • Erekshun, 
    • POLECAT, 
    • The Self Taught Man
11. 2020-03-30 at 1:43 AM UTC

    #6511
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t I dont know. I skip the intros. Watch the cunnilingus skip the blow job and hope the guy pounds the chick hard from behind so you can hear the skin slapping

    
    “Likes loose balls” . Noted.
    
    Imma start clipping a sandbag to my scrotum. Ill let you know when im ready.
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    • mmQ
12. 2020-03-30 at 3:20 AM UTC

    #6512
    

    tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    Not loose balls. But the chick has to have at least a little jiggle to her ass
13. 2020-03-30 at 3:23 AM UTC

    #6513
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    Home from taking temperatures, relaxing feels good!
14. 2020-03-30 at 3:24 AM UTC

    #6514
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Technologist Home from taking temperatures, relaxing feels good!

    
    What’s the purpose of taking temperatures anyway. Asymptomatic or presymptomatic people can still spread it
15. 2020-03-30 at 3:30 AM UTC

    #6515
    

    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by Fox What’s the purpose of taking temperatures anyway. Asymptomatic or presymptomatic people can still spread it

    
    Yeah, I know. When our governor stated that we were on a stay at home order, he also stated that the essential workers (mainly in factories), had to have their temps taken prior to starting work. Lots of companies have contracted us to do this. Easy money.
16. 2020-03-30 at 4:01 AM UTC

    #6516
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Ive been looking for my wallet for over 2 hours. I dont deal with frustration well.
17. 2020-03-30 at 4:03 AM UTC

    #6517
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by CASPER Ive been looking for my wallet for over 2 hours. I dont deal with frustration well.

    
    Did you take it anywhere
18. 2020-03-30 at 4:08 AM UTC

    #6518
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I take it everywhere ut i havent left the housesince friday evening. Called both grocery stores and the pharmacy i went to. Imdid however find the flashlight i took from the Amazon bin at work so maybe the “universe” is telling me something. Ive torn up the entire house. I just do not have the energy for any bullshit right now. Im so tense my body literally hurts.
19. 2020-03-30 at 4:13 AM UTC

    #6519
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Did you check your pockets in the laundry
20. 2020-03-30 at 4:16 AM UTC

    #6520
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    yeah wasnt in anything. Ended up throwing all the clean laundry in te dryer on the ground and then ended up having to wash it again. Ugh.So fucking tired.