How are you feeling at the moment..

1. 2018-05-30 at 1:08 PM UTC

   #321
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by jedi_darryl Hahaha this heat is giving me sun burns even when I have on sunscreen. I need a ice cold coke cola in a glass bottle. It makes me feel somewhat sexier as the sun glistening my skin. Then I lick my lips and say, ahhhhhh. If someone is staring, give em a wink.

   
   The Ambient Air Temperature has nothing to do with your sunburn. Everything else being equal...you would be getting the same sunburn if you were walking around in 60 degree temps... This time of year, the Sun's high angle of incidence is the true culprit
2. 2018-05-30 at 1:13 PM UTC

   #322
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   Does Daryl get Wesley snipes dark in the summer?
3. 2018-05-30 at 1:15 PM UTC

   #323
   EllariaSand African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Archer513 Does Daryl get Wesley snipes dark in the summer?

   
   he turns yellow and crusts over like shit
4. 2018-05-30 at 1:19 PM UTC

   #324
   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Oh great. Now I'm Wesley snipes. I never have crusty skin. I may calloused foot and hands, but everywhere else is soft and smooth.
5. 2018-05-30 at 2:05 PM UTC

   #325
   xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]

   Originally posted by infinityshock like…adult porn…
   
   edit: jesus fuck…youre posting at 5am…
   
   go back to bed

   
   
   I’m an early riser. 😁
6. 2018-05-30 at 2:16 PM UTC

   #326
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by jedi_darryl Oh great. Now I'm Wesley snipes. I never have crusty skin. I may calloused foot and hands, but everywhere else is soft and smooth.

   
   
   What about ashy elbows in the wintertime?
7. 2018-05-30 at 2:19 PM UTC

   #327
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by WellHung The Ambient Air Temperature has nothing to do with your sunburn. Everything else being equal…you would be getting the same sunburn if you were walking around in 60 degree temps… This time of year, the Sun's high angle of incidence is the true culprit

   
   You're an idiot...the angle of the rays fried your brain.
8. 2018-05-30 at 2:20 PM UTC

   #328
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Afros are coming back.
9. 2018-05-30 at 2:21 PM UTC

   #329
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   The angle of the dangle it was determines the outcome of the wrangle.
10. 2018-05-30 at 2:22 PM UTC

    #330
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by xox_LJ_xox I’m an early riser. 😁

    
    thats a mental disorder
11. 2018-05-30 at 2:27 PM UTC

    #331
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Codebeta Afros are coming back.

    
    theyre coming all over your back...
12. 2018-05-30 at 2:28 PM UTC

    #332
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What about ashy elbows in the wintertime?

    
    Lol those are the actual worst, especially my knee caps. I use wwd40 instead of lotion by aloe vera.
13. 2018-05-30 at 2:29 PM UTC

    #333
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by infinityshock theyre coming all over your back…

    
    Bear back, back stroking in muddy waters. Yeah.
14. 2018-05-30 at 2:29 PM UTC

    #334
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock theyre coming all over your back…

    
    Idiot.
15. 2018-05-30 at 2:30 PM UTC

    #335
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by jedi_darryl Bear back, back stroking in muddy waters. Yeah.

    
    bare
    
    unless youre fucking grizzlies.
16. 2018-05-30 at 2:30 PM UTC

    #336
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by xox_LJ_xox I’m an early riser. 😁

    
    Me too...well,certain parts
17. 2018-05-30 at 2:31 PM UTC

    #337
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by infinityshock bare
    
    unless youre fucking grizzlies.

    
    No it's bear. I is right. Please don't be pedantic, it's too early in the morning man. Gosh.
18. 2018-05-30 at 2:32 PM UTC

    #338
    xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
    🤣 archer! 😍
    
    
    Fin, I’m inclined to agree with you lol.
19. 2018-05-30 at 2:32 PM UTC

    #339
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Lets just go with broke back...
20. 2018-05-30 at 2:34 PM UTC

    #340
    EllariaSand African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Codebeta Afros are coming back.

    
    thats Brillo Pads man
    
    
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