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  1. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka I'm remembering how I survived highschool. I was fair game for bullying being an outcast but also desired by males so the jealous girls didn't have to be subtle or keep their jealousy to themselves. Things can get crazy in that setting so I just had to make them more jealous. When Donald, GG and I were at a club one of the girls was there and she literally pulled a guy away from me, then later I hit her with a door in the smoking area.

    your back story is as lame and pathetic as your front story

    now stfu and post nude selfies

    and explain what a man is
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  2. Originally posted by Kafka I'm remembering how I survived highschool. I was fair game for bullying being an outcast but also desired by males so the jealous girls didn't have to be subtle or keep their jealousy to themselves. Things can get crazy in that setting so I just had to make them more jealous. When Donald, GG and I were at a club one of the girls was there and she literally pulled a guy away from me, then later I hit her with a door in the smoking area.



    Originally posted by Kinks I grew up fat. I suppose that’s why I feel bad for you. If you tried slamming me with anything I would put you down for society’s benefit. :shrug:

    Is anyone else getting a bit hard reading this?

    a wading pool full of baby or cooking oil and a wrestle-off

    MEOW!
  3. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy Is anyone else getting a bit hard reading this?

    a wading pool full of baby or cooking oil and a wrestle-off

    MEOW!

    im always hard. never let a good boner go to waste. cmere and suck on it
  4. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy Is anyone else getting a bit hard reading this?

    a wading pool full of baby or cooking oil and a wrestle-off

    MEOW!

    Skin would literally start to cook wtf is wrong with you. Reminds me of a horror book a lady replaced her husband's aftersun with cooking oil when they went on vacation.
  5. Originally posted by Kafka Skin would literally start to cook wtf is wrong with you. Reminds me of a horror book a lady replaced her husband's aftersun with cooking oil when they went on vacation.

    NOT BOILING COOKING OIL YOU DOTE
  6. Now I'm just turned off. forget it.

    someone always has to fuck up a good idea
  7. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy NOT BOILING COOKING OIL YOU DOTE

    It will cook in the sun.
  8. Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Yeah I wonder who would shove whoms hand up the other ones asshole first it would be a test of not only the penetrators ability to hold a person down and maneuver their hand but also a remarkable exhibit of the penetratee's anal elasticity and pain tolerance

    The human soul is really laid bare in such a feat
  9. Kafka sweaty
    Idk why guys back away from girl fights bcus it's attractive when they step in.
  10. Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy Is anyone else getting a bit hard reading this?

    a wading pool full of baby or cooking oil and a wrestle-off

    MEOW!

    Nothing gets me harder than drowning babies on a wading pool full of boiling oil
  11. Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Originally posted by Kafka Idk why guys back away from girl fights bcus it's attractive when they step in.

    Wait until they are both exhausted and do a double rape
  12. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Iron Ree Wait until they are both exhausted and do a double rape

    Idk if they're aware how unfuckable it makes them. Men are meant to be protective.
  13. Originally posted by Kafka It will cook in the sun.

    so rent a hall out and hold the event indoors.

    I'm really grossed out now. it's like after u coom and you realize how dirty you are and have a strong need to go to confession or some shit.
  14. Kafka sweaty
    Ig my dad set the bar high. He would stand up for strangers and so would I, even outnumbered.
  15. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy so rent a hall out and hold the event indoors.

    I'm really grossed out now. it's like after u coom and you realize how dirty you are and have a strong need to go to confession or some shit.

    Then someone brings a salt lamp.
  16. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Originally posted by Kafka Idk why guys back away from girl fights bcus it's attractive when they step in.

    They back out because you aren’t enjoyable.

    They back out because I don’t need help with you and most are my friends, not yours. Touchy subject.
  17. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka Idk if they're aware how unfuckable it makes them. Men are meant to be protective.

    you dont even know what a man is
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  18. Kafka sweaty
    Tempted to crack open a third can of monster but then I'll be demonic.
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  19. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka Tempted to crack open a third can of monster but then I'll be demonic.

    what you need to do is post nude selfies and explain what a man is
  20. Kafka sweaty
    It feels like a part of me is missing and I don't like who I am now, though this has always been me there's nothing to balance it anymore. I hope the lost part is only suppressed, not gone for good, as alters can die.
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