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  1. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka I just woke up, didn't realise I have no Monster left, job interview today so I have to do a lot of skincare this morning. What else is on my mind… Doing something with the garden. I want to start gardening but don't have time. Ig I can do small things. Ig today I will feel rushed.

    You have no hormones left, either, faggot
  2. Originally posted by Donald Trump It might be a 737 Max, it's with Ryanair and they only fly 737s, and all the newer ones they have are Maxes. I was on them a few times before.

    so far so good.
  3. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump It might be a 737 Max, it's with Ryanair and they only fly 737s, and all the newer ones they have are Maxes. I was on them a few times before.

    Bring a parachute...
  4. Originally posted by infinityshock Bring a parachute…

    jump from the front door for better view
  5. Kafka sweaty
    P happy. Today took a spontaneous turn in that I'm going on vacation with Donald and GG. I'm especially pleased at how it will annoy my narcissist mum.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka P happy. Today took a spontaneous turn in that I'm going on vacation with Donald and GG. I'm especially pleased at how it will annoy my narcissist mum.

    It's going to be awesome.
  7. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny jump from the front door for better view

    Climb into the engine for an even better one
  8. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka P happy. Today took a spontaneous turn in that I'm going on vacation with Donald and GG. I'm especially pleased at how it will annoy my narcissist mum.

    You don't even know the difference between a dick wielder and a cunt holder, you dumb faggot

    Now stfu and go huff some soy, you effeminate life-troll
  9. Donald Trump Black Hole
  10. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Donald Trump It's going to be awesome.

    I think I'm gonna bring a skateboard.
  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    Starvin like Marvin ❤️
  12. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka I think I'm gonna bring a skateboard.

    bring a penis.

    oh wait. you dont know what that is.

    faggit
  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    Chile ..I’m ready to relax ..been out all evening in the retail streets…

    Gonna take a candlelit bubble bath ..toke and go chill at my guys house and have some supper ..only thing I had all day is a cherry slushy Lord❤️
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    And now ..for the weather report 🌙✨❤️




    Foggy af out tonight y’all
  15. ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump It's going to be awesome.

    sell her to Africans
  16. Instigator Space Nigga
    I'm not really feeling my new ashtray.
  17. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Instigator I'm not really feeling my new ashtray.

    I use this as one, it's easy to pick up without spilling ash everywhere.

    https://www.chaseandwonder.com/products/the-enchanted-forest-scented-ceramic-candle
  18. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka I use this as one, it's easy to pick up without spilling ash everywhere.

    https://www.chaseandwonder.com/products/the-enchanted-forest-scented-ceramic-candle

    But what do you do with your penis. I mean...other than slather it with honey and let your shoplifted cat slurp it off
  19. Kafka sweaty
    I thought I'd already reached my final form. Ig ik some things will stick, I'll always buy Disturbia dresses, but I think I'm evolving again, that I haven't peaked.
  20. Kafka sweaty
    I didn't get enough sleep and have to go to the city for a skin treatment. I already can't wait to get home, have kimchi and sleep.
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