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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Thank you, Mr. Meany.

    That's what I'm here for. No need to thank me.
  2. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by slide22 You're on the run from chaos and thieving people. if you can get a hold of butane then you can get a hold of a fresh pack of bic lighters.

    you got sidetracked onto making sparks, despite having matches, a flint and steel, and a tub of vaseline. you're now dead and all your items have been taken.
  3. Build a shelter in a tree. That way you can take them out in single file.
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by slide22 are you going to HTS Highlighter pen it?



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Wrong
  5. Kafka sweaty
    Trying not to run to the shop for cigs. I’ll have no throat left if I keep smoking a pack a day but I’m legit shaking now.
  6. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Goñna go for a mass shootin
  7. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka Trying not to run to the shop for cigs. I’ll have no throat left if I keep smoking a pack a day but I’m legit shaking now.

    I'll shake ur throat with a blade to ur throat until you squirt cum
  8. Kafka sweaty
    Augh, I’m gonna be up all night anyway may as well get them
  9. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka Augh, I’m gonna be up all night anyway may as well get them

    Get a half gram and snort it all in ur bathroom. Fuck everyone else
  10. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    my phenomenal legion will shoot out ur abdominal region
  11. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Goñna go for a mass shootin

    shoot yourself with a massive gun
  12. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Trying not to run to the shop for cigs. I’ll have no throat left if I keep smoking a pack a day but I’m legit shaking now.

    i think you should go. your throat will be fine. i'm sure i saw an ad somewhere that said smoking was good for your throat (and asthma, which surprised me). just imagine the tobacco smell filling the room as you exhale. also that first cig from the pack on the walk back home.

    ETA:

  13. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by troon i think you should go. your throat will be fine. i'm sure i saw an ad somewhere that said smoking was good for your throat (and asthma, which surprised me). just imagine the tobacco smell filling the room as you exhale. also that first cig from the pack on the walk back home.

    I hate smoking outside dunno why, it makes me dizzy.
  14. Originally posted by troon i think you should go. your throat will be fine. i'm sure i saw an ad somewhere that said smoking was good for your throat (and asthma, which surprised me). just imagine the tobacco smell filling the room as you exhale. also that first cig from the pack on the walk back home.

    ETA:


    I drink a glass of old, soggy cigarette butts every morning.
  15. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I hate smoking outside dunno why, it makes me dizzy.

    that's just lack of oxygen because all the good nutrients from the cigarette have temporarily displaced it. nothing to worry about, go ahead and enjoy the light-headedness.
  16. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I drink a glass of old, soggy cigarette butts every morning.

    you can skin up the contents of old cigarette butts and smoke them for a concentrated kick. you really feel each drag like a punch in the throat, and since it doesn't kill you it only makes you stronger.
  17. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    soak the goodlies out of cigarette buttes in powerful solvents then evaporate them out till youre left with a ball of shit then buy a special bong and use a blowtorch and temperature gun that shit hit different also name the blong the USS PECKER WOOD
  18. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor name the blong the USS PECKER WOOD

    i can't condone such racism
  19. I'm looking for a miracle man
    That tells me no lies
    I'm looking for a miracle man
    Who's not in disguise

    I don't know where he'll come from
    And I don't know where he's been
    But he's not our Jimmy Sinner
    Because he's so obscene

    Miracle man got busted
    Miracle man got busted
    Today I saw a miracle man, on TV cryin'
    Such a hypocritical man, born again, dying

    He don't know where he's goin'
    But we know where he's been
    It was out, little Jimmy Sinner
    Our eyes are on the screen

    Miracle man got busted
    Miracle man got busted

    A devil with a crucifix
    Brimstone and fire
    He needs another carnal fix
    To take him higher and higher

    Now Jimmy, he got busted with his pants down
    'Repent ye wretched sinners', self righteous clown
    Miracle man got busted
    Miracle man got busted


  20. troon African Astronaut
    miraculous is how i'm feeling
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