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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    So like imagine being God and having a remote control and the universe as we know it is just a little silly sitcom that it can do whatever he wants to, is what you're saying. Or we are his ant farm.
  2. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    WE ARE HIS TERRAIRIUM PETS pretty sure I used to keep him entertained
  3. Data African Astronaut
    Existence is sea monkeys
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by POLECAT WE ARE HIS TERRAIRIUM PETS pretty sure I used to keep him entertained

    We are god's tamagotchi
  5. Data African Astronaut
    Jesus's abandoned Nintendo Dogs.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lil Rush <3

  7. Originally posted by mmQ So like imagine being God and having a remote control and the universe as we know it is just a little silly sitcom that it can do whatever he wants to, is what you're saying. Or we are his ant farm.

    There's actually no way to have a "view from nowhere" in this view of the world (which is at least to an extremely high degree of applicability, true). Really even god himself would not be able to say what is or isn't.
  8. Originally posted by Data Existence is sea monkeys

    Semen*
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Joseph R. Biden Jr, 46th President of the United States of America There's actually no way to have a "view from nowhere" in this view of the world (which is at least to an extremely high degree of applicability, true). Really even god himself would not be able to say what is or isn't.

    Well fine have a view from somewhere then. God has the view from his perspective. And some other god from his perspective is watching our god watch us from his perspective. Infinite gods or even just infinite things or 'existences' like the reflective mirror thing
  10. Data African Astronaut
    god has the best view because he created all the balconies and he knows which ones are the good balconies
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    not if my god made all those balconies fake-nice and then when gods sat down on them they actually crumbled and fell apart and gods fell down way way down
  12. Data African Astronaut
    God does not fall you fucking heathen.

    God WINTERS. He WEATHERS. He braves the STORM.

    Fuck do you know anything?
  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    blacking out

    then seeing what shops are openj
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Data God does not fall you fucking heathen.

    God WINTERS. He WEATHERS. He braves the STORM.

    Fuck do you know anything?

    Here have yourself a quick cringe. Everyone's doing it man.

  15. Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra blacking out

    then seeing what shops are openj

    lol isn't it like 2pm there. Shouldn't everything be open?
  16. Data African Astronaut
    maybe stuff closes down in Australia from 1-3 idk
  17. Data African Astronaut
    I'm drunk and I am not stopping
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  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Data lol isn't it like 2pm there. Shouldn't everything be open?

    it's Easter Friday probably

    if I'm wrong I should be at work but I switched my phone ofd
  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Good Friday
  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Data I'm drunk and I am not stopping

    I drank half a sixpack of cider and have been eating Xanax while walking to the station


    thought driving might be pushing it
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