2021-04-02 at 1:28 AM UTC
So like imagine being God and having a remote control and the universe as we know it is just a little silly sitcom that it can do whatever he wants to, is what you're saying. Or we are his ant farm.
2021-04-02 at 1:32 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
WE ARE HIS TERRAIRIUM PETS pretty sure I used to keep him entertained
2021-04-02 at 1:34 AM UTC
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2021-04-02 at 1:48 AM UTC
Jesus's abandoned Nintendo Dogs.
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2021-04-02 at 2:14 AM UTC
god has the best view because he created all the balconies and he knows which ones are the good balconies
2021-04-02 at 2:19 AM UTC
not if my god made all those balconies fake-nice and then when gods sat down on them they actually crumbled and fell apart and gods fell down way way down
2021-04-02 at 2:31 AM UTC
God does not fall you fucking heathen.
God WINTERS. He WEATHERS. He braves the STORM.
Fuck do you know anything?
2021-04-02 at 2:33 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
blacking out
then seeing what shops are openj
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2021-04-02 at 2:50 AM UTC
maybe stuff closes down in Australia from 1-3 idk
2021-04-02 at 2:51 AM UTC
I'm drunk and I am not stopping
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