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  1. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    thinking about how I can sue the cops for wrongling putting me in jail the last 3 days, my cat masturbated
  2. G African Astronaut
    Making schematics for wood flooring layout. If I lay lengthwise it makes the rooms appear larger & I have less waste. But If I lay width way I can do a nice herringbone pattern & that will produce more waste via cuts thus requiring more product ?!

    Dat herringbone doh

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  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    Getting sleepy..think imma just cuddle up to babe and let him wake me up to a licking and a dicking lol

    😴
  4. Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Getting sleepy..think imma just cuddle up to babe and let him wake me up to a licking and a dicking lol

    😴

    Disgusting
  5. Gay.
  6. G African Astronaut
    Researching cat boarding/sitters. Finna ozone generate my house before I lay wood flooring.
  7. Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Joseph R. Biden Jr, 46th President of the United States of America Imagine the planet Earth floating in space, lonely with a backdrop of distant stars and perhaps the sun, our mental camera planted firmly upon the moon.



    To visualize the dimension of time, imagine the electromagnetic radiation being emitted and reflected by the earth and everything on it, including the visible light you see it as now, coming at you (as chance would have it) at the speed of light. What you are picturing, from your vantage point, that light is 1.255 seconds old. Similarly if your mom were standing on Earth looking up at the moon, the light she would be receiving would be 1.255 seconds old.

    TM Queer detected with his delusion in Astral Projection.
  8. Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G Researching cat boarding/sitters. Finna ozone generate my house before I lay wood flooring.

    Why because you and your family made it smell like shit? Lol.
  9. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Data Why because you and your family made it smell like shit? Lol.

    No dip shit the primer for the flooring does, stick to your trailer park linoleum son.
  10. Data African Astronaut
    Lmao okay maybe invest in a pooper scooper and open a window
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  11. G African Astronaut
    We ready for dat herringbone oak.

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  12. Data African Astronaut
    Looks like hydros house

    Also lol @ that weak ass drill
  13. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Data Looks like hydros house

    Also lol @ that weak ass drill

    DEWALT 20V MAX XR Brushless Drill son costs more than your mother's headstone lol.
  14. Originally posted by Data Looks like hydros house

    Also lol @ that weak ass drill

    Hydro would have sold the lamp
  15. Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice Hydro would have sold the lamp

    I mean thats a good bit of T-PAIN right there
  16. Originally posted by Data I mean thats a good bit of T-PAIN right there

    *medicine
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  17. Originally posted by G We ready for dat herringbone oak.


    Why did you cum on your floor?
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    Having Green Jade Chinese for lunch, creepin the forums
  19. Nile bump
    Killing the bottle of remi


    Nigga it ain't lunch
  20. My ass is bleeding and I'm shitting water
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