What are you doing at the moment

1. 2024-04-29 at 4:33 PM UTC

   #50241
   

   Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]

   Originally posted by Kinks I am fucking DONE with dating guys who I have to explain myself to that end up thinking I'm just a crazy cunt and all they want is to bang

   
   I feel the same way about women that just want me for my fertile penis juice I HAVE A PERSONALITY TOO!!!
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   • Kinks
2. 2024-04-29 at 4:34 PM UTC

   #50242
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   pretty sure I'm too old to ever be knocked up
   
   and no I just am not a fan of huge cocks IT ISNT AS FUN
3. 2024-04-29 at 4:36 PM UTC

   #50243
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kinks pretty sure I'm too old to ever be knocked up
   
   and no I just am not a fan of huge cocks IT ISNT AS FUN

   
   I've literally never been with a chick who said my huge cock wasn't fun
4. 2024-04-29 at 4:37 PM UTC

   #50244
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   I like guys who wear the same clothes for days and have no money. most fun ever. I am not a materialistic person. I get off on getting to spoil somebody who gets me.
5. 2024-04-29 at 4:37 PM UTC

   #50245
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   that's cuz you only date women with huge pussies
6. 2024-04-29 at 4:39 PM UTC

   #50246
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kinks I like guys who wear the same clothes for days and have no money. most fun ever. I am not a materialistic person. I get off on getting to spoil somebody who gets me.

   
   That makes it simple for you to find one. They hang out in places called 'homeless camps'
7. 2024-04-29 at 4:40 PM UTC

   #50247
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   oh I dont forget this previous advice you bitch
   
   we dont have homeless camps here hoe
8. 2024-04-29 at 4:40 PM UTC

   #50248
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kinks that's cuz you only date women with huge pussies

   
   I was talking about my rooster
   
   But yes...when I'm finished with them, yes, they are. That's why wariat won't accept my offer to fuck him in the ass. He's scared his seamstress won't be able to sew him back together again.
9. 2024-04-29 at 4:41 PM UTC

   #50249
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   I been chatting mash up about ten years now idfk I DO KNOW WHAT IM DOING fuck all y'all
10. 2024-04-29 at 4:42 PM UTC

    #50250
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kinks oh I dont forget this previous advice you bitch
    
    we dont have homeless camps here hoe

    
    There's your explanation why you're still single and suffering from hysteria you mewling cum junkie
    
    Also, I'm not a whore. I do it for free
11. 2024-04-29 at 4:42 PM UTC

    #50251
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kinks I been chatting mash up about ten years now idfk I DO KNOW WHAT IM DOING fuck all y'all

    
    Show up on his front doorstep totally naked
12. 2024-04-29 at 4:42 PM UTC

    #50252
    

    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    my vagina is basically virgin material after having nothing up it in years
    
    so, no giant cocks, ever
13. 2024-04-29 at 4:43 PM UTC

    #50253
    

    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    shit it wont take that, the foreplay would all be lost
14. 2024-04-29 at 4:45 PM UTC

    #50254
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kinks my vagina is basically virgin material after having nothing up it in years
    
    so, no giant cocks, ever

    
    That's what they all say.
    
    Until it goes in and their cervix is mewling 'thank you sir, may I have another'
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15. 2024-04-29 at 4:46 PM UTC

    #50255
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kinks shit it wont take that, the foreplay would all be lost

    
    What's this word 'foreplay' which you use? Like a golf thing?
16. 2024-04-29 at 4:48 PM UTC

    #50256
    

    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    could be during golf, who can say
    
    my period quit on me years ago from all the pain killers, I feel it gonna return though
    
    I'll never be sane again
17. 2024-04-29 at 4:51 PM UTC

    #50257
    

    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]

    Originally posted by Kinks pretty sure I'm too old to ever be knocked up

    
    a girl said this to me once and now i'm someones "Bio dad"
    PRETTY SURE ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH
    
    

    Originally posted by infinityshock That's what they all say.

    
    REAL
18. 2024-04-29 at 4:53 PM UTC

    #50258
    

    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    ive had a coppper IUD since I was 18 or so, years before I even lost my virginity. I am super srs about no unplanned pregnancies.
19. 2024-04-29 at 4:53 PM UTC

    #50259
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kinks could be during golf, who can say
    
    my period quit on me years ago from all the pain killers, I feel it gonna return though
    
    I'll never be sane again

    
    Not having a period for that long is unhealthy.
    
    Insanity is a state of mind
20. 2024-04-29 at 4:54 PM UTC

    #50260
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kinks ive had a coppper IUD since I was 18 or so, years before I even lost my virginity. I am super srs about no unplanned pregnancies.

    
    Good plan