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  1. Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Originally posted by Kinks I am fucking DONE with dating guys who I have to explain myself to that end up thinking I'm just a crazy cunt and all they want is to bang

    I feel the same way about women that just want me for my fertile penis juice I HAVE A PERSONALITY TOO!!!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    pretty sure I'm too old to ever be knocked up

    and no I just am not a fan of huge cocks IT ISNT AS FUN
  3. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinks pretty sure I'm too old to ever be knocked up

    and no I just am not a fan of huge cocks IT ISNT AS FUN

    I've literally never been with a chick who said my huge cock wasn't fun
  4. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I like guys who wear the same clothes for days and have no money. most fun ever. I am not a materialistic person. I get off on getting to spoil somebody who gets me.
  5. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    that's cuz you only date women with huge pussies
  6. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinks I like guys who wear the same clothes for days and have no money. most fun ever. I am not a materialistic person. I get off on getting to spoil somebody who gets me.

    That makes it simple for you to find one. They hang out in places called 'homeless camps'
  7. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    oh I dont forget this previous advice you bitch

    we dont have homeless camps here hoe
  8. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinks that's cuz you only date women with huge pussies

    I was talking about my rooster

    But yes...when I'm finished with them, yes, they are. That's why wariat won't accept my offer to fuck him in the ass. He's scared his seamstress won't be able to sew him back together again.
  9. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I been chatting mash up about ten years now idfk I DO KNOW WHAT IM DOING fuck all y'all
  10. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinks oh I dont forget this previous advice you bitch

    we dont have homeless camps here hoe

    There's your explanation why you're still single and suffering from hysteria you mewling cum junkie

    Also, I'm not a whore. I do it for free
  11. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinks I been chatting mash up about ten years now idfk I DO KNOW WHAT IM DOING fuck all y'all

    Show up on his front doorstep totally naked
  12. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    my vagina is basically virgin material after having nothing up it in years

    so, no giant cocks, ever
  13. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    shit it wont take that, the foreplay would all be lost
  14. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinks my vagina is basically virgin material after having nothing up it in years

    so, no giant cocks, ever

    That's what they all say.

    Until it goes in and their cervix is mewling 'thank you sir, may I have another'
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  15. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinks shit it wont take that, the foreplay would all be lost

    What's this word 'foreplay' which you use? Like a golf thing?
  16. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    could be during golf, who can say

    my period quit on me years ago from all the pain killers, I feel it gonna return though

    I'll never be sane again
  17. Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Originally posted by Kinks pretty sure I'm too old to ever be knocked up

    a girl said this to me once and now i'm someones "Bio dad"
    PRETTY SURE ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH

    Originally posted by infinityshock That's what they all say.

    REAL
  18. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    ive had a coppper IUD since I was 18 or so, years before I even lost my virginity. I am super srs about no unplanned pregnancies.
  19. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinks could be during golf, who can say

    my period quit on me years ago from all the pain killers, I feel it gonna return though

    I'll never be sane again

    Not having a period for that long is unhealthy.

    Insanity is a state of mind
  20. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinks ive had a coppper IUD since I was 18 or so, years before I even lost my virginity. I am super srs about no unplanned pregnancies.

    Good plan
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