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  1. CandyRein Black Hole
    Getting ready gonna go to my fav Mexican spot ❤️
  2. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Add bacon

    add 7
  3. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ah be optimally tanned chinaman


    I hear the Chinese are quite afraid of the Japanese.
  4. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I hear the Chinese are quite afraid of the Japanese.

    what tranny porn have you watched again this time
  5. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Lanny I drew this picture of your post-trans-op, this afternoon

    I think it will become a great likeness when you're done.
    You're Welcome.

  6. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    motherfuckin RAT FILES!!
    got woke up hearin a rat trying to take the last slice of bread at 12 midnight, I staid up for a while and kept hearin him rattlin round under the sink and I didnt expect him to come back out but when i went back to bed a little while ago he came out and started makin noise again so I baited his ass with ritz crackers and bread on the floor ,, then I set up in the rat blinmd and readied myself for a long night of hunting but low and behold he jumpoed right on the bait so when he came out for the next little bit of bait I shot his ass in the neck,, it didnt kill him but it fucked him up enough so I could get him by the tail and tossed his ass in the wood stove,, he came to and ran around the coals for 10 seconds till he took a nap and now he is heating my house
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  7. Originally posted by Third Temple Lanny I drew this picture of your post-trans-op, this afternoon

    I think it will become a great likeness when you're done.
    You're Welcome.


    Look at that hourglass waist, Lanny, you're gonna make the ladies jealous!
  8. WellHung Black Hole
    Fucking a nigger
  9. Getting ready for work I'm not smoking weed today either, only nicotine.
  10. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by POLECAT motherfuckin RAT FILES!!
    got woke up hearin a rat trying to take the last slice of bread at 12 midnight, I staid up for a while and kept hearin him rattlin round under the sink and I didnt expect him to come back out but when i went back to bed a little while ago he came out and started makin noise again so I baited his ass with ritz crackers and bread on the floor ,, then I set up in the rat blinmd and readied myself for a long night of hunting but low and behold he jumpoed right on the bait so when he came out for the next little bit of bait I shot his ass in the neck,, it didnt kill him but it fucked him up enough so I could get him by the tail and tossed his ass in the wood stove,, he came to and ran around the coals for 10 seconds till he took a nap and now he is heating my house

    Jesus bro.

    I'm over here complaining thinking my life sucks and your over here literally baiting and hunting rats in your bedroom/livingroom/idfk

    All I have to say is I'm coming to ur house when shit hits the fan
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  11. Instigator Space Nigga


    snowed in.
  12. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Instigator

    snowed in.

    That's a light dusting homie snowed in is like..4+ inches..but idk I always drive front wheel shit mostly so it takes a lot to stop me


    Brings me back to driving all the way to the block on like fucking Christmas in a God damn blizzard, wrecking the car, putting on a fucking donut, scoring, finally making it all the way back home

    Damn both them homies is dead now too..10+ years too.

    I literally should not be alive for like 297363838w8636378484zzzhsgge7654 reasons
  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    About to make breakfast ❤️
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  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    Also listening to early 2000s house music ❤️
    Starting my Sunday Funday 🎶❤️
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  15. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Hey candy I'm taking a shit and posting this comment whadup
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    Break dancing on cardboard in front of a lil coffee shop downtown ❤️
  17. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Jesus bro.

    I'm over here complaining thinking my life sucks and your over here literally baiting and hunting rats in your bedroom/livingroom/idfk

    All I have to say is I'm coming to ur house when shit hits the fan

    I feel I may be killing off a great protein source for end of days survival, but I'll just have to deal with that if that day comes.
    all I have to say about you showing up is you better bring killer weed and 16 gage shotgun shells or I'll probably send you packin
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  18. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT motherfuckin RAT FILES!!
    got woke up hearin a rat trying to take the last slice of bread at 12 midnight, I staid up for a while and kept hearin him rattlin round under the sink and I didnt expect him to come back out but when i went back to bed a little while ago he came out and started makin noise again so I baited his ass with ritz crackers and bread on the floor ,, then I set up in the rat blinmd and readied myself for a long night of hunting but low and behold he jumpoed right on the bait so when he came out for the next little bit of bait I shot his ass in the neck,, it didnt kill him but it fucked him up enough so I could get him by the tail and tossed his ass in the wood stove,, he came to and ran around the coals for 10 seconds till he took a nap and now he is heating my house

    you spend entirely too much time with rodentia. theyre fucking rodents...not a higher life form to be hunted.

    choose a perimeter that you dont want the rodents in...such as a few dozen yards from your house...then make little boxes of something rainproof big enough to accommodate a large rat trap. make enough so you can space them about 8 or 10 feet apart.

    stick a few rat-poison baits inside, for bonus points use different brands and active ingredients, then the rat trap.

    make more of the boxes and set them around the perimeter of your house, up against the house. also dont have any random bullshit that rats like to congregate in...like woodpiles or stacked-stuff.

    then all you have to do is check the traps on occasion and clean/reset them or refill the poison baits.
  19. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT I feel I may be killing off a great protein source for end of days survival, but I'll just have to deal with that if that day comes.
    all I have to say about you showing up is you better bring killer weed and 16 gage shotgun shells or I'll probably send you packin

    rats should not be used as a food source...as per US military SERE school in maine. i dont remember the reasons but i do remember they were fairly emphatic about it.

    i trap squirrels in my yard and feed them to my snake. its not a reliable source of food because im in competition with the local raptors and the skwerlz dont reproduce as fast as my snake can eat them

    16 gauge is for women. 12 gauge/3 1/2" magnum is what the cool kids use. however a 16 gauge is acceptable to use and maintains ones masculine dignity if it is a short-barreled pistol.
  20. infinityshock Black Hole
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