2023-12-02 at 9:17 PM UTC
Getting ready gonna go to my fav Mexican spot ❤️
2023-12-03 at 8:58 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
motherfuckin RAT FILES!!
got woke up hearin a rat trying to take the last slice of bread at 12 midnight, I staid up for a while and kept hearin him rattlin round under the sink and I didnt expect him to come back out but when i went back to bed a little while ago he came out and started makin noise again so I baited his ass with ritz crackers and bread on the floor ,, then I set up in the rat blinmd and readied myself for a long night of hunting but low and behold he jumpoed right on the bait so when he came out for the next little bit of bait I shot his ass in the neck,, it didnt kill him but it fucked him up enough so I could get him by the tail and tossed his ass in the wood stove,, he came to and ran around the coals for 10 seconds till he took a nap and now he is heating my house
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2023-12-03 at 12:52 PM UTC
Getting ready for work I'm not smoking weed today either, only nicotine.
2023-12-03 at 12:53 PM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Originally posted by POLECAT
motherfuckin RAT FILES!!
got woke up hearin a rat trying to take the last slice of bread at 12 midnight, I staid up for a while and kept hearin him rattlin round under the sink and I didnt expect him to come back out but when i went back to bed a little while ago he came out and started makin noise again so I baited his ass with ritz crackers and bread on the floor ,, then I set up in the rat blinmd and readied myself for a long night of hunting but low and behold he jumpoed right on the bait so when he came out for the next little bit of bait I shot his ass in the neck,, it didnt kill him but it fucked him up enough so I could get him by the tail and tossed his ass in the wood stove,, he came to and ran around the coals for 10 seconds till he took a nap and now he is heating my house
Jesus bro.
I'm over here complaining thinking my life sucks and your over here literally baiting and hunting rats in your bedroom/livingroom/idfk
All I have to say is I'm coming to ur house when shit hits the fan
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2023-12-03 at 1:16 PM UTC
About to make breakfast ❤️
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2023-12-03 at 1:17 PM UTC
Also listening to early 2000s house music ❤️
Starting my Sunday Funday 🎶❤️
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2023-12-03 at 1:18 PM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Hey candy I'm taking a shit and posting this comment whadup
2023-12-03 at 1:34 PM UTC
Break dancing on cardboard in front of a lil coffee shop downtown ❤️
2023-12-03 at 1:49 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Originally posted by RIPtotse
Jesus bro.
I'm over here complaining thinking my life sucks and your over here literally baiting and hunting rats in your bedroom/livingroom/idfk
All I have to say is I'm coming to ur house when shit hits the fan
I feel I may be killing off a great protein source for end of days survival, but I'll just have to deal with that if that day comes.
all I have to say about you showing up is you better bring killer weed and 16 gage shotgun shells or I'll probably send you packin
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