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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny this made want to quit already even when i isnt working there.

    You would never get hired
  2. Originally posted by WellHung Observing a negro be hyperaware of his environment.
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You're one of those micromanaging little shitheads with delusions of grandeur, aren't you?

    Nothing about micro management. I have witnessed to much leave it for the next guy and not me. A system of accountability is a required correction. You can't let the patients run the assylum.
  4. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Nothing about micro management. I have witnessed to much leave it for the next guy and not me. A system of accountability is a required correction. You can't let the patients run the assylum.

    Yep. You're one of them alright.
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Yep. You're one of them alright.

    Tell ya what maple syrup boy. You buy a business with 22 employees and let them open and close your kitchen however they feel like. See how long it takes before you get shutdown pinhead.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I've probably cooked in 10 different restaurants and every one of them had an opening/closing list that was supposed to get checked off and people would do it for like a day or two and then it just say fuck it.

    I know what you're saying though, it's definitely annoying as fuck coming in to open and the kitchen is half ass because everyone wants to just get done as soon as possible at night, but they're doing that because theyre tired from all the extra shit they had to do when thry first got there.

    Or you come in for the late shift and you gotta stock and prep a bunch of shit because the day crew just cooked and want to go home now since the night crew made their open shitty in the first place.

    It just becomes this doge chasing it's own tail type thing.

    It's not always that dramatic and I've worked some good crews that knew how to actually have one another's back which is nice. I love cooking when I can show up to work and don't have to instantly stress about a bunch of shit, then I can actually get some cleaning done and extra stuff so the next shift can also be nice and chill when they arrive. Everyone scratches one another's backs.

    But nobody usually gives a fuck about checklists you just know what you gotta do and you do it. It's still good to have them around for new people, and I'm not saying it's a bad idea, I'm just saying it's funny that 90% of cooks just don't care about them and most bosses don't want to be the dickhead that gets on their asses for 'you didn't check off deep cleaning the inside of the cold table' like nobody wants to do that shit every night man just be thankful we're here busting out ass lol.

    I actually like cleaning and deep cleaning stuff as long as I can focus on that and don't have to do that in between orders.
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  7. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Tell ya what maple syrup boy. You buy a business with 22 employees and let them open and close your kitchen however they feel like. See how long it takes before you get shutdown pinhead.

    Settle down, tyrant.
  8. Loing African Astronaut
    John List
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Settle down, tyrant.

    Don't you have a square of shingles that need drug up a ladder?
  10. Loing African Astronaut
    Quentin tyrantino
  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Quentin TarantiN-Word
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  12. Loing African Astronaut
    Loinging around, naamssying, like I'm just loinging it up
  13. Instigator Space Nigga
    I woke up drank 4 coffees had a bannana/Crouton smoothie with some kit kat cereal thrown in there for good measure.

    Deciding which rabbit hole of right wing social media to go down but really I should be doing something g productive.
  14. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Instigator I woke up drank 4 coffees had a bannana/Crouton smoothie with some kit kat cereal thrown in there for good measure.

    Deciding which rabbit hole of right wing social media to go down but really I should be doing something g productive.

    I could never tolerate the taste of Crouton in like a smoothie or mixed with yogurt like I tried once, I just parachute mine with water all at once.
  15. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra Quentin TarantiN-Word

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  16. Instigator Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I could never tolerate the taste of Crouton in like a smoothie or mixed with yogurt like I tried once, I just parachute mine with water all at once.

    A coupe if years ago I used to go with the toss and wash method and I would end up with the worse burps and sometimes I'd be gagging and bring it back up,

    I just find the smoothie method less hassle and it still kicks in after an hour

    I USEchocolate powder, instant coffee satchets, ice or sometimes freeze the bannan before hand, cinnamon powder and half milk half chilled water and for morning dose 6 grams of kratoN powder.
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  17. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Instigator A coupe if years ago I used to go with the toss and wash method and I would end up with the worse burps and sometimes I'd be gagging and bring it back up,

    I just find the smoothie method less hassle and it still kicks in after an hour

    I USEchocolate powder, instant coffee satchets, ice or sometimes freeze the bannan before hand, cinnamon powder and half milk half chilled water and for morning dose 6 grams of kratoN powder.

    Oh I don't toss and wash, I parachute it in toilet paper. I can fit 6 grams in each square and swallow it down no problem.
  18. Kingoftoes Houston
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Oh I don't toss and wash, I parachute it in toilet paper. I can fit 6 grams in each square and swallow it down no problem.

    There are dissolvable papers online called oblate papers that you can use instead of toilet paper. They areade out of starch
  19. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kingoftoes There are dissolvable papers online called oblate papers that you can use instead of toilet paper. They areade out of starch

    Yeah I knew someone who used those and swore by them, I never checked them out though since my method worked well 95% of the time
  20. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Makes me think, is that what they have the crushed herbs inside in Resident Evil games? I always felt like the "herbs" looked like different strains of Crouton on tissue paper
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