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  1. Kingoftoes Houston
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Yeah I knew someone who used those and swore by them, I never checked them out though since my method worked well 95% of the time

    I'm sure toilet paper is miles cheaper too
  2. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kingoftoes I'm sure toilet paper is miles cheaper too

    I'm lucky I don't take big doses because then id reconsider how much tissue paper I was consuming
  3. Toilet paper has chlorine in it. Very bad for your health.
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Toilet paper has chlorine in it. Very bad for your health.

    So is your crusty stank ass
  5. Just use gelatin capsules
  6. Originally posted by Speedy Parker So is your crusty stank ass

    That didn't scare me.
  7. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WALUIGI TACO STAND IS A REAL GAME Just use gelatin capsules

    They will take forever to fill
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rape Monster They will take forever to fill

    Were you able to obtain your new dr00g?
  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    capper machines are cheap enough if you plan on using it regularly
  10. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Were you able to obtain your new dr00g?

    Not yet, I think it might take a few appointments
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Not yet, I think it might take a few appointments

    Ah, si si. You gotta like, ease your way into it I suppose, instead of HI NEW DOCTOR GIVE ME STIMULANTS.

    I've always sucked at asking for specific medications personally. Like I saw a new Dr the other day for the second time, and told her my anxiety at times literally makes my stomach hurt and my body and prevents me from doing basic thinfs and it's just random, nothing specific that seems to trigger it.

    She said well "we can try some things like benzodiazepines..."

    And in my head I'm like 'holy shit is she really gonna just give me some heavy stuff?' (which I've literally never been prescribed in my life)

    "...but I don't want to start there as they have the potential to become habit forming so I think let's try something like propranolol for now."

    And I internally sighed. But whatever.

    I suppose there's an art to it all. I would just feel awkward as fuck saying I WOULD LIKE SOME ADDERALL AND I WOULD LIKE SOME XANAX.
  12. folks????
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by mmQ Ah, si si. You gotta like, ease your way into it I suppose, instead of HI NEW DOCTOR GIVE ME STIMULANTS.

    I've always sucked at asking for specific medications personally. Like I saw a new Dr the other day for the second time, and told her my anxiety at times literally makes my stomach hurt and my body and prevents me from doing basic thinfs and it's just random, nothing specific that seems to trigger it.

    She said well "we can try some things like benzodiazepines…"

    And in my head I'm like 'holy shit is she really gonna just give me some heavy stuff?' (which I've literally never been prescribed in my life)

    "…but I don't want to start there as they have the potential to become habit forming so I think let's try something like propranolol for now."

    And I internally sighed. But whatever.

    I suppose there's an art to it all. I would just feel awkward as fuck saying I WOULD LIKE SOME ADDERALL AND I WOULD LIKE SOME XANAX.

    Doc I've neen prescribed propranolol in the past and it was horrible. It made me tired and dizzy. My hands and feet felt like I couldn't get them warm. Sleeping was difficult at best and, half the time, when I could sleep I had nightmares. I don't ever want to go through that again.

    Side effects look them up 1st.
  14. Originally posted by Speedy Parker You would never get hired

    your damm right i wont.
  15. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Yep. You're one of them alright.

    guess how long before the first resignation happens
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny guess how long before the first resignation happens

    That's how you get rid if deadwood without paying unemployment. Now you're catching on.
  17. WellHung Black Hole
    Begging for money on a street corner.
  18. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny guess how long before the first resignation happens

    I'd guess it's already started.
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'd guess it's already started.

    I didn't know you had a penchant for small yellow men. Please get a room.
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