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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Why?

    Full service restaurants have an average profit margin of 3% - 5%.

    Fast food restaurants snd foid trucks have a profit margin of 6% - 9%.

    Catering services have a profit margin of 7% - 8%

    Figure the rest for yourself
  2. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    waiting for the bank to open so I can cash a check, then I'm going to cut a load of fire wood
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. Ghost Black Hole
    ordering food during a meth binge be like

  4. WellHung Black Hole
    uncorking a vintage bottle of bubbly to appropriately celebrate the occasion.
  5. Off to go vote for the most racist, unwoke candidates i can find
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Off to go vote for the most racist, unwoke candidates i can find

    I've decided that not voting is the best vote one can cast.

    I have been thinking though about how every election you'll see people stressing the importance of voting, rock the vote, I voted, it doesn't matter what you do, just VOTE. FUCJING VOTE VOTE VOTE FOR HARD AND VOTE FAST ANS VOTE FURIOUS.

    OOH make your voice heard we just want your vote to matter and count.

    I'm not sure half these people mean what they say. Are they saying just vote even if it's for my opponent I'd rather you still vote than not?

    Is it a way of saying please vote so that the "best man wins."

    Are they saying please vote (for my person)?

    Lol does anyone know what I mean?
  7. Originally posted by mmQ I've decided that not voting is the best vote one can cast.


    "No response is a response" - Datehookup.com 2016.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Like say you're a Triangle Man supporter and the election was between Triangle Man and Particle Man and there were 100 potential voters and as it stood, 80 of them and had voted and it was 45 for Triangle and 35 for Particle, and the remaining 20 didn't really feel like voting but if they did vote, they'd definitely vote for Particle Man giving him the win, would you still encourage the "non-voters" to "just vote mannnn no matter what you do you gotta vote you just gotta do it" or would you hush your mouth and take the victory?
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "No response is a response" - Datehookup.com 2016.

    As long as I never ask a woman if she wants to have sex with me, I can claim nobody has ever turned down having sex with me.
  10. Originally posted by mmQ As long as I never ask a woman if she wants to have sex with me, I can claim nobody has ever turned down having sex with me.

    Yes, just continue to ask men.
  11. Incessant African Astronaut
    Working
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes, just continue to ask men.

    I guess that rules you out? :(
  13. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ As long as I never ask a woman if she wants to have sex with me, I can claim nobody has ever turned down having sex with me.

    i'm trying to imagine a plausible scenario what that question would actually be asked. doesn't even make sense with a prostitute. so far, i got

    1. swingers party
    2. lonely night drinking round at your grans
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by troon i'm trying to imagine a plausible scenario what that question would actually be asked. doesn't even make sense with a prostitute. so far, i got

    1. swingers party
    2. lonely night drinking round at your grans

    You DTF ?
  15. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ You DTF ?

    not tonite, im over at my gran's atm
  16. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Off to go vote for the most racist, unwoke candidates i can find

    Also about to go vote. We are basically cancelling each other out.
  17. WellHung Black Hole
    playing beer pong
  18. Originally posted by mmQ I've decided that not voting is the best vote one can cast.

    I have been thinking though about how every election you'll see people stressing the importance of voting, rock the vote, I voted, it doesn't matter what you do, just VOTE. FUCJING VOTE VOTE VOTE FOR HARD AND VOTE FAST ANS VOTE FURIOUS.

    OOH make your voice heard we just want your vote to matter and count.

    I'm not sure half these people mean what they say. Are they saying just vote even if it's for my opponent I'd rather you still vote than not?

    Is it a way of saying please vote so that the "best man wins."

    Are they saying please vote (for my person)?

    Lol does anyone know what I mean?

    They're saying they'd really like you to be a brainwashed sheep like they are.
  19. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Off to go vote for the most racist, unwoke candidates i can find

    Joe Brandon?
  20. WellHung Black Hole
    eating a haystack.
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