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  1. CandyRein Black Hole
    *steps on front porch with spliff in my mouth and arms stretched*

    It's a beautiful morning...mmmmmm🎼💚
  2. Ghost Black Hole
    *nods head and throws up a gang sign*

    police are losers


  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    *Double checks Alarms setting to make sure none go off*

    Welp!!

    *Goes back to sleep until unknown time*💚
  4. Originally posted by WellHung Nah. They wud get fired for that.

    Only if you taste it.
  5. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    goingto[pickupmynewtiresIgotmounted,I gaveolboy abag oweedforhookinmeupthe other day and he saidNochargeformountingthe4tirestoday soi'mabouttofixhimupwith moreweedwhenipickemup Iwonder why mylaptopis notspacingnow
  6. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I amtrying totypenormally but my space bar seems to not behittingon all 8 cyl
  7. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    njj jjk kk oo hhh lj;oju'oih kj jb j j j j hbk mni jnj hjb nh hjb b h bhbokso like why whenI type words does the space bar not work but if I post jibberish like this jn;ij non n;on ;ojn jbijn uyb yuvjh; nj kn space works fine
  8. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    man this weed is gooder than i thunk
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  9. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    now I wonder if I was immigining I was hitting the space bar
  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Wheeew Chile...I slept a lot and i slept good...now it's time to get ready... and enjoy my day off while awake ...💚
  11. WellHung Black Hole
    attending a boardroom meeting
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    clubbing a babby seal to death in virtual reality
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  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by mmQ clubbing a babby seal to death in virtual reality

    1:23

  14. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    passin gas after eatin way to many mash taters and steak, I skipped lunch so I kinda skarfed it up to fast
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    pissing on a bitch.
  16. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by slide22 restaurants can not pay those kind of wages. No fucking way can a restaurant pay a server close to 6 figures that many make

    Why?

    they would have to impliment the charge into meal. And some do. they put down 20% Gratuity however some customers would just state that they got a shitty server and demand that be refunded.

    it makes more sense to allow the customer to pay it. You don't have to pay it, I agree.

    So a bunch of blacks sit down and decide that the 18 yo goy girl should be serving them for free for reperashuns.

    They decide that, so it's fair, and you agree.

    If the server is a dumb cunt (male, female, they/them) then you write NOTHING For SHIT SERVICE on the 'Cheque' receipt when paying. or even hit them with even more of an insult. 20 cents instead of 20%
    Do Goldman Sachs allow you to write "your M&A assistant gave SHIT SERVICE, therefore should be given NOTHING".

    How long do you think you'd survive in business recommending various jedis get paid nothing for their hard work and expertise?
  17. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Im easily twice as mexican

    No way
  18. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by POLECAT goingto[pickupmynewtiresIgotmounted,I gaveolboy abag oweedforhookinmeupthe other day and he saidNochargeformountingthe4tirestoday soi'mabouttofixhimupwith moreweedwhenipickemup Iwonder why mylaptopis notspacingnow



    Originally posted by POLECAT I amtrying totypenormally but my space bar seems to not behittingon all 8 cyl



    Originally posted by POLECAT njj jjk kk oo hhh lj;oju'oih kj jb j j j j hbk mni jnj hjb nh hjb b h bhbokso like why whenI type words does the space bar not work but if I post jibberish like this jn;ij non n;on ;ojn jbijn uyb yuvjh; nj kn space works fine



    Originally posted by POLECAT man this weed is gooder than i thunk

    Phew 😮‍💨

    I was sure Wariat had somehow hacked your account.
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  19. slide22 African Astronaut
    Farting
  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    Living Laughing and Loving 💚
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