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  1. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You pooped??

    While in his underoos
  2. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    decaying & deteriorating rapidly.
  3. slide22 African Astronaut
    We have a shitload of praying mantis in California but it was the only known stickbug before the 1990s. people from India have been bringing over the Indian Stick Bug to Cali.

    Im sitting in my hatchback in the garage smoking a joint and drinking the last of this wine and this stick is walking under my feet dangling from the back. I thought I was trippn at first. i had to look it up. it's a real thing but if you disturb it, it stays motionless. now I have to videotape it when it comes back to animation form.

    then let it go
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  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    *takes off invisibility cloak*

    Cottdamn I saw some things I didn't wanna see

    Now it's time to get some sleep.. 😴💤
  5. Kafka sweaty
    :D

  6. Kafka sweaty
    Finally

  7. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    praying.
  8. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    sauna then hot tub.
  9. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka Finally


    British food looks like an abomination
  10. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein *takes off invisibility cloak*

    Cottdamn I saw some things I didn't wanna see

    Now it's time to get some sleep.. 😴💤

    are you gaslighting me
  11. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster British food looks like an abomination

    A Proper English Breakfast is comfort food to these people. its the first thing they ask about coming off of a plane early in the morning. "Where is there a proper pub with engish diner" or some shit.

    I had to look these things up and have a list for all people of all nationalities.

    Driving for Uber or Lyft isn't just "Hey get in I make money" you want a good tip or cash tips (not all tip though) you have a mental or notes on your phone for authentic ethnic cuisine. try and make it in different cities so you might get extra miliage out of it and an extended trip cost more than if they had original designated that place. sometimes they drop off their shit at a hotel like bagage and then make it a double designation.

    also you have to figure your overhead before profit so you know whats best to drive or cut out for the day. surge periods and downtimes. its not just Hurrrr Durrr I DRIVE GYPSIE CAB
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  12. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung sauna then hot tub.

    Dude you're doing it wrong. You go swimming, then hottub to relax your swiming workout and then you hit the Sauna to detoxify.

    and you do it NUDE like i hear they do in Germany. I heard Germany is one big Nudist camp. these bitches will lay in the park totally naked while muslim women walk by in black hijab thingy outfits (whatever the garb is called) and I have to say, as a EuroMutt Americana.. Thats embarassing because our people in the USA were Puritans who fled Europe for Gods punishment of a Mini Iceage and Potato famine and because the Euros were living a Bohemian existence with little morals so all the Christian Folk split.

    AmeriEuros are better than Europeans because you haz little morals and fuck everything and cheat on your spouses with a side squeez. I heard in Europe in Germany and France that its expected to have a side Squeeze (both husband and wives) and by doing so your marriage somehow LAST longer as an institution

    how do you feel about a sideSqueeze being married?
  13. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by slide22 A Proper English Breakfast is comfort food to these people. its the first thing they ask about coming off of a plane early in the morning. "Where is there a proper pub with engish diner" or some shit.

    I had to look these things up and have a list for all people of all nationalities.

    Driving for Uber or Lyft isn't just "Hey get in I make money" you want a good tip or cash tips (not all tip though) you have a mental or notes on your phone for authentic ethnic cuisine. try and make it in different cities so you might get extra miliage out of it and an extended trip cost more than if they had original designated that place. sometimes they drop off their shit at a hotel like bagage and then make it a double designation.

    also you have to figure your overhead before profit so you know whats best to drive or cut out for the day. surge periods and downtimes. its not just Hurrrr Durrr I DRIVE GYPSIE CAB

    During lockdown there was a curfew/alcohol places closed early, my friend was over visiting me and in Belfast the driver took us to one of the taxi offices where you could buy it behind the counter.
  14. Ghost Black Hole
    gonna get some donuts i think
  15. slide22 African Astronaut
    I had taco bell shit

    #9

    2 taco supremes and a mexican pizza. ate the tacos first. the pizza was pure shit this time. I dont know what it was about it. the first one I had a month or so ago was really decent. but todays tasted extra salty and weird.

    I cant eat that shit anymore. and the small coke was like a half gallon of milk size. it was at least 40oz
  16. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    cheating on my girlfriend.
  17. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by slide22 I had taco bell shit

    #9

    2 taco supremes and a mexican pizza. ate the tacos first. the pizza was pure shit this time. I dont know what it was about it. the first one I had a month or so ago was really decent. but todays tasted extra salty and weird.

    I cant eat that shit anymore. and the small coke was like a half gallon of milk size. it was at least 40oz



    Originally posted by WellHung cheating on my girlfriend.

    Stay on topic please.
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by slide22 Stay on topic please.

    Eat shit nigger
  19. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    but do not die, because you need to continue to communicate.
  20. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Being a fly 😝


    Lol what a mess. I looked away, u were on fire.
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