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  1. Mfw the pastor starts talking about the recipe for a marriage that is "pleasantly fragrant" to God, and that we should make an effort to "spray others with our love"
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  2. Kafka sweaty
    Legit turned to jungle survival food because everything’s foreign

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  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Mfw the pastor starts talking about the recipe for a marriage that is "pleasantly fragrant" to God, and that we should make an effort to "spray others with our love"

    was that one of those Hillsong/evangelical ceremonies? I went to one a few weeks ago, those people are fucking weird
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra was that one of those Hillsong/evangelical ceremonies? I went to one a few weeks ago, those people are fucking weird

    Let me lay hands on you so that you may feel Him inside you.

    Your holy presence.. living...in me.


    Why did you go to a Hillsong ceremony?
  5. Originally posted by aldra was that one of those Hillsong/evangelical ceremonies? I went to one a few weeks ago, those people are fucking weird

    No idk what denomination they are. Some kinda protestant somethin. But the pastor was someone we graduated with.
  6. slide22 African Astronaut
    Protestants are very basic in a ceremony
  7. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    just rolled up 4 joints for tomorrow s day of work, now I'm about to go smoke a joint of Mendo whilst I tictok and shat
  8. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Mfw the pastor starts talking about the recipe for a marriage that is "pleasantly fragrant" to God, and that we should make an effort to

    “spray others with our love"

    😳 would that “spray” be cum or urine?
  9. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I may have forgotten to go poo earlier ,,, but I got high as a motha fuker
  10. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    oh, fyi i found my missing half coffee that was gonna push that shit out that I forgot to take and warmed it up drank it down and shat like a big dog. it was mostly corn from last night
  11. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT just rolled up 4 joints for tomorrow s day of work, now I'm about to go smoke a joint of Mendo whilst I tictok and shat

    weed is expensive at the dispensary. 40 for a box of 10 mini pre-rolls but 12 dollars weed tax. state charges like 33 fucking percent or some shit. 12 into 40? fucking hell.

    i got a happy buzz and drank some red berry wine 13 bucks. I drank like half of it.

    so what is that.. 65 bucks to get a buzz that I haven't done in over a year now. and hadn't did prior to a year ago for at least 7 years.

    im silly broke. then I went out and bought 75 in food to tie us over until our next big grocery purchase. had to hide in the garage to get a buzz and chat with looogie
  12. WellHung Black Hole
    fornicating with the melanin-rich.
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  13. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I have 5 lbs of gorilla glue so I'm rollin 2 gram fattys
  14. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    and an oz of king luie and 7 oz's of mendo as well as a half lb of lemon sour diesel.

    everyone up here grows so its hard just to give it away and selling it is out of the question cuz maine is sending 500 dolla lbs to all the weed dealers in the area
  15. I pay $65/ounce for high-grade, high-THC, medicinally grown, indoor buds.
  16. Kafka sweaty
    I feel better now I’m in a train station. I didn’t get the aspie obsession with trains before but now I do.

  17. WellHung Black Hole
    sitting in sauna.
  18. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I feel better now I’m in a train station. I didn’t get the aspie obsession with trains before but now I do.


    Stop drinking that shit. Dont they have a Peets coffee there? not sure if they expanded to Europe but it's way better than StarSmucks
  19. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung sitting in sauna.

    Wellhung. when are you coming to Santa Cruz? we (Luigi and I and whoever else) can hook up. We'll take you to the Mystery spot and show you whats so Mysterious about it.

    Maybe we can rent a cabin there and get wasted and to cabiny silly-thilly things with YOU.
  20. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I feel better now I’m in a train station. I didn’t get the aspie obsession with trains before but now I do.


    Moschino purse? clutch? what's that called?

    anyway, it's really smart
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