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  1. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I am rather quite very high
  2. Originally posted by Rape Monster I am rather quite very high

    Remember... moderation. Enjoy it... don't abuse it.
  3. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    fornicating with a melanin-rich specimen.
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Why you wearing work shoes on your day off

    They're also my walking to the gas station 5 minutes away shoes, of which I was shortly thereafter headed toward.
  5. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    just rolled up 3 joints for work tomorrow, watchin my boys


    yap
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    Wrapping up my last rounds ...ready to get home and toke ...yap
  7. slide22 African Astronaut
    Did some uber eats runs and I get this shitty paying one and of course its in a massive Apartment complex.

    and I had to call the lady and ask how to get in and she said I was way on the wrong side and to walk way around the other side which then trails back to the back area of the wing she's in. And she's Asian AF so she's hard to understand. so I'm over a wrought iron gate and she's on the second floor and I think to myself "I got this" and I wind it up like a softball pitch and tossed it smoothly up onto her front door porch area.. and I smile and start to walk off and I hear this lady yelling in some Asian language (I think it was Japanese) and I stopped and then her daughter comes out and goes "REALLY?" but in a perfect English accent and she's like "DO YOU TREAT EVERYONES FOOD LIKE THIS OR ONLY THE ASIAN PEOPLE's" and I fucking took off running back to my car and here comes a crowd of people turning around the corner who were all Asian and I couldn't stop laughing my fucking ass off.

    FUCK THEM AND THIS SHIT MONEY APP
  8. Ghost Black Hole
    eating a samwhyichj
  9. Ghost Black Hole
    doing owkokr

  10. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    rollin joints for work tomorrow
  11. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by slide22 Did some uber eats runs and I get this shitty paying one and of course its in a massive Apartment complex.

    and I had to call the lady and ask how to get in and she said I was way on the wrong side and to walk way around the other side which then trails back to the back area of the wing she's in. And she's Asian AF so she's hard to understand. so I'm over a wrought iron gate and she's on the second floor and I think to myself "I got this" and I wind it up like a softball pitch and tossed it smoothly up onto her front door porch area.. and I smile and start to walk off and I hear this lady yelling in some Asian language (I think it was Japanese) and I stopped and then her daughter comes out and goes "REALLY?" but in a perfect English accent and she's like "DO YOU TREAT EVERYONES FOOD LIKE THIS OR ONLY THE ASIAN PEOPLE's" and I fucking took off running back to my car and here comes a crowd of people turning around the corner who were all Asian and I couldn't stop laughing my fucking ass off.

    FUCK THEM AND THIS SHIT MONEY APP

    Fuckin Vinny’s relatives are so rude
  12. We should all submit complaints to Vinny.
  13. slide22 African Astronaut
    Every month or so I try and give. not virtue signaling or being sarcastic. they need this for the parents not to get hit with hotel bills during their kids operations

    https://www.stjude.org/donate/donate-to-st-jude-today.html?adobe_mc_sdid=SDID%3D6DA9E45056AEFB8A-518408FB1C854444%7CMCORGID%3D091B467352782E0D0A490D45%40AdobeOrg%7CTS%3D1666401741
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    St Jude is an OK charity. Unlike most of them.
  15. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by slide22 Every month or so I try and give. not virtue signaling or being sarcastic. they need this for the parents not to get hit with hotel bills during their kids operations

    https://www.stjude.org/donate/donate-to-st-jude-today.html?adobe_mc_sdid=SDID%3D6DA9E45056AEFB8A-518408FB1C854444%7CMCORGID%3D091B467352782E0D0A490D45%40AdobeOrg%7CTS%3D1666401741


    Originally posted by Speedy Parker St Jude is an OK charity. Unlike most of them.

    og totseans pretending to have emotions, empathy, and values lmao
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    Waking & Baking 💚
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by troon og totseans pretending to have emotions, empathy, and values lmao

    Just because you're a two legged talking turd doesn't mean everyone else is too.
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    Just won the Slytherin House Cup...💚

    Now...we celebrate 💚
  19. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Just because you're a two legged talking turd doesn't mean everyone else is too.

    regardless, it wouldn't preclude you from being one, though I'm making the assumption you have two legs.
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by troon regardless, it wouldn't preclude you from being one, though I'm making the assumption you have two legs.

    3 if you count my polio leg.
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