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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You could also duct tape your entire head and leave your mouth and nose for the last wrap.

    I'll probably save that one for some point down the line when I can't think of my daily method. Thank you for the suggestion.
  2. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I see my usage of CAPITALIZING words for effect seems to be CATCHING ON.

    THANK YOU

    I invented the concept of words and capitilazation in general, 1000s of years ago so I have take ALL THE CREDIT.

    ACTUALLY you didn't influence him DIRECTLY at ALL. It's no coincidence that it only JUST happened NOW. It's BECAUSE... I AM THAT CONVINCING.

    No one likes their own photographs.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'll take indirect credit and give you the majority credit.
  4. mmG African Astronaut
    I am your Paul
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My Paul Walker
  6. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You could also duct tape your entire head and leave your mouth and nose for the last wrap.

    I was gonna duct tape a bag and towel over my head to collect brain matter, with a hole for a bit of hose to breathe thru
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I was gonna duct tape a bag and towel over my head to collect brain matter, with a hole for a bit of hose to breathe thru

    Well why didn't you??
  8. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ My Paul Walker

    More like WALL Walker, because... he... walked... his car... into... a wall?
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  9. Originally posted by mmQ Well why didn't you??

    Seemed cliche. If something is worth doing, its worth doing right.
  10. Originally posted by mmG More like WALL Walker, because… he… walked… his car… into… a wall?

    More like PALL MALLKER bc dude got ashed like a loosely wrapped blunt
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's cliche to duct tape a bag and towel to ones head in order to collect brain matter ?

    Today I learned !
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    More like CRUMPLY SACK OF BLOOD AND BONES NOT WALKER
  13. mmG African Astronaut
    Poll Taker
  14. mmG African Astronaut
    More like Paul Crasher
  15. mmG African Astronaut
    The guy who carries his coffin?
  16. mmG African Astronaut
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Pill Wacker

    Paul "I'm dead I can no longer" Walker

    Dog Walker

    Mill Walkee
  18. mmG African Astronaut
    Mallwalker
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hehe. I might actually become on of them this winter if I'm still actually sticking to my near daily walk/jog routine.

    It crossed my mind at one point anyway. Not that I couldn't layer up and just walk outside when it's cold as fuck but I like the idea of becoming a part of the MALL KREW and becoming a little buddy to all the old ladies.

    I don't know if there are mall SPRINTERS but I might do that too just blow past everyone doing one POWER SPRINT through the mall and immediately leaving, wearing a mask and cape and never revealing my identity just being know as The Masked Sprinter Guy.

    I'd also sprinkle little pieces of hard candy and fortune cookies along my path so they know I mean well.
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