2021-08-23 at 4:12 AM UTC
I'll take indirect credit and give you the majority credit.
2021-08-23 at 4:38 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ
My Paul Walker
More like WALL Walker, because... he... walked... his car... into... a wall?
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2021-08-23 at 4:49 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmG
More like WALL Walker, because… he… walked… his car… into… a wall?
More like PALL MALLKER bc dude got ashed like a loosely wrapped blunt
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2021-08-23 at 4:49 AM UTC
It's cliche to duct tape a bag and towel to ones head in order to collect brain matter ?
Today I learned !
2021-08-23 at 4:51 AM UTC
More like CRUMPLY SACK OF BLOOD AND BONES NOT WALKER
2021-08-23 at 4:59 AM UTC
The guy who carries his coffin?
2021-08-23 at 4:59 AM UTC
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2021-08-23 at 5:01 AM UTC
Pill Wacker
Paul "I'm dead I can no longer" Walker
Dog Walker
Mill Walkee
2021-08-23 at 5:15 AM UTC
Hehe. I might actually become on of them this winter if I'm still actually sticking to my near daily walk/jog routine.
It crossed my mind at one point anyway. Not that I couldn't layer up and just walk outside when it's cold as fuck but I like the idea of becoming a part of the MALL KREW and becoming a little buddy to all the old ladies.
I don't know if there are mall SPRINTERS but I might do that too just blow past everyone doing one POWER SPRINT through the mall and immediately leaving, wearing a mask and cape and never revealing my identity just being know as The Masked Sprinter Guy.
I'd also sprinkle little pieces of hard candy and fortune cookies along my path so they know I mean well.